Poll: Are you Human?

[emeraldrafael]

however, if you are the kind that couldnt contemplate a single cutscene for 5 seconds without hitting the 'skip' button, then you are human; the same primates that not 50000 years ago beat each other with sticks for food and women..

We still do that, the sticks just hit harder and the food became less of an option.

 

[Mjolnir36]

BLEEP BLOOP I AM A ROBOT!

 

[The Night Shade]

Yes.I have morals i can do good or bad things and also i have a free will

 

[superbatranger]

Humans are terribly flawed. I, too, am terribly flawed. Following that logic, I must be human.

Grass is green. My shirt, too, is green. Following that logic, my shirt must be made of grass.

/headdesk

I get it. My logic sucked. No need to tell me.

 

[PatrickXD]

I don't care, I am just me. I chose human because I'm a devious sort who answers polls before reading the post, therefore by flesh and blood I am teh humanz.
If, however, you meant for us to look deep inside ourselves to find happiness, guilt, longing etcetera etcetera then I'm afraid I simply have not lived long enough to gain experience in order to answer the question. As truthfully as I can *say* in my semi-naive youth; I am human.

 

[Ampersand]

I judge what it means to be human by my own standards so it's totally possible that i'm the only human.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

No.

According to Towelie, well...

Spoiler: I'm a towel

 

[Snor]

yes. your attempt to enter my brain through psychology has failed. you will now be terminated. have a good day kind sir.

 

[bz316]

Humans are terribly flawed. I, too, am terribly flawed. Following that logic, I must be human.

My grilled cheese sandwich was terribly flawed (I burned it accidentally), you are terribly flawed. Following your logic, you must be my grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Cheesepower5]

In every measure and qualiication I can think of in a philosophical answer I measure up to human standards.

But I answered no, as I am in fact a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.

 

[GeorgW]

I've never considered myself a human. Partly because I've never really fit in (there's always something a little off). I consider the world to revolve around me. I refuse to belong to the same race as you wretched lot. I see you as nothing more than monkeys, or more factually, holograms. You are nothing to me. As I walk past you on the streets, I'm repulsed by your inferiority.

Yeah, I'm disturbed. But at least I'm no F*ing human!!

 

[kasperbbs]

No ,i`m a pig ,atleast thats what my mother kept telling me..

 

[superbatranger]

Humans are terribly flawed. I, too, am terribly flawed. Following that logic, I must be human.

My grilled cheese sandwich was terribly flawed (I burned it accidentally), you are terribly flawed. Following your logic, you must be my grilled cheese sandwich.

No, don't eat me!

[small][small]Everyone's going to quote me, aren't they?[/small][/small]

 

[no oneder]

What kind of a stupid question is that Of course we all are. Unless it's one of those rhetorical existentialist questions that no one cares about.

 

[siddif]

I picked I dont know, who are we to judge what qualities are Human or not considering how diverse we can be as a race in mannerisms, habitat, ethics, diet, defence and attack

Emotionally i also dont know every day life can feel so trivial and grinding, is this what life is supposed to be or do we all deserve something more? I feel like i exist but dont live, that im missing a piece but mostly I feel like im lost in a crowd of other people who feel the same so maybe that is what being human is

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

OR ARE YOU A DANCER! If so, I will shoot you

anyway, I am both human and not. Coz in my personal experience, i seems to embody humanity, but that also makes me less human...

But I think human is a state of mind, SO I'm not. lol

 

[Bakuryukun]

OR ARE YOU A DANCER! If so, I will shoot you

anyway, I am both human and not. Coz in my personal experience, i seems to embody humanity, but that also makes me less human...

But I think human is a state of mind, SO I'm not. lol

whaaaaaaat? That doesn't even make sense. Human is not a state of mind it's a Species.

 

[Nouw]

I am human because I have the characteristics of a human. Duh!