Poll: Avast! Today be the 19th, so talk like a Pirate!
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Ohoy scurvies!
It was on the good ship Venus,
by Christ you should've seen us.
The figurehead, was a wh*re in bed
and the mast was a mammoth p*nis
The captain of this lugger,
he was a dirty bugger
he wasn't fit to shovel sh*t
from one place to another
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
The captain's name was Morgan
by Christ he was a gorgon
three times a day, sweet tunes he'd play
on his f*cking organ
The first mates name was cooper
by Christ he was a trooper
he jerked and jerked until he worked 'imself into a stupor
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was fuck all else to do!
Hold on, gimme some bollocks!
The second mate was Andy,
By Christ he had a dandy,
so they chrushed his c*ck with a jagged rock
for c*mming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
he was a f*cking nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass,
then circumsized the skipper
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
The Captain's wife was Mabel
to f*ck she was not able
so the dirty sh*ts, they nailed her t*ts
across the bar room table.
The Captain had a daughter
who fell in deep sea water
delighted squeals revealed that eels
had found her sexual quarters.
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
//Im a dirty pirate XD
Ohoy scurvies!
It was on the good ship Venus,
by Christ you should've seen us.
The figurehead, was a wh*re in bed
and the mast was a mammoth p*nis
The captain of this lugger,
he was a dirty bugger
he wasn't fit to shovel sh*t
from one place to another
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
The captain's name was Morgan
by Christ he was a gorgon
three times a day, sweet tunes he'd play
on his f*cking organ
The first mates name was cooper
by Christ he was a trooper
he jerked and jerked until he worked 'imself into a stupor
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was fuck all else to do!
Hold on, gimme some bollocks!
The second mate was Andy,
By Christ he had a dandy,
so they chrushed his c*ck with a jagged rock
for c*mming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
he was a f*cking nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass,
then circumsized the skipper
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
The Captain's wife was Mabel
to f*ck she was not able
so the dirty sh*ts, they nailed her t*ts
across the bar room table.
The Captain had a daughter
who fell in deep sea water
delighted squeals revealed that eels
had found her sexual quarters.
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin
friggin in the riggin there was f*ck all else to do!
//Im a dirty pirate XD
I wish I did, but sadly I didn't come up with it. It is a bawdy drinking song as sung by punk band Sex Pistols... But I do know the lyrics by heart. That's got to count for something, right? : )lwm3398 said:
Still, I thought it would suit the occasion. If only to disgust the squemish a little. XD
Arr I may be a pirate today but you have gaven me a golden opurtunity to show ye thisOllie596 said:Yarr me mateys, lets celebrate this wonderful day!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Ninja%20vs%20Pirate/ckawphany/memememe/ninjas.jpg
Thats the link if the pics not working.
I've saved this to a word document for prosperity, and I am going to sing it the next time I go drinking.Housebroken Lunatic said:
Yarr, mate. I be going down... to the liquor... ship... to pick me up... some wenches?
Sh*t. I have got to get better at this.
Sh*t. I have got to get better at this.
Avast ye yellow belly, crusty cod pieces! I be downloading Tales Of Monkey Island in commemoration of this most auspicious event... I mean YARRRR!