Poll: Bacon: Crispy or chewy?

[soren7550]

It's gotta be wiggly dude!

 

[wintercoat]

Doesn't matter, ate bacon.

I can cook my bacon to be both chewy and crispy. Suck on it losers.

 

[DustyDrB]

I prefer my bacon in two ways:
-Made of turkey (don't eat pork)

-Crispy

 

[DragonStorm247]

Crispy or Chewy?
Crispy AND Chewy!
If it snaps in your hand, you're doing it wrong. If it droops to the side while you hold it up by one end, you're doing it wrong.
But nobody ever said that doing it right is easy.

This. Plus dipped in syrup.

 

[elvor0]

Crispy. Grilled. In a fresh crusty roll, with butter upon which to lay the sacred pickle of branston designs, to allow the bacon to sit in its marvellous juices, which is then covered in a liberal coating of manly HP Sauce. That, is the breakfast to end all breakfasts.

Captcha: teflon president, what the hell?

 

[Fijiman]

I prefer my bacon to be kind of in the middle. Crispy enough so that it's decently rigid and not flopping around when you pick it up, but still a bit chewy.

 

[Starik20X6]

Half way. If it's undercooked it's all bleugh, if it's overcooked it's all bleugh. There's a very specific midpoint where the El Dorado of Bacon lives.

 

[TheGauntman]

Chewy bacon can be good, if it's in between two slices of crispy bacon. A sandwich of bacon, if you will.

 

[Nerexor]

Crispy. None of this "crispy outside chewy inside" shit. I want my bacon to shatter if I hit it with a fork. I want it to crunch between my teeth before it sends my tastebuds to nirvana.

The ONLY time I consider non crispy bacon appropriate is if you're wrapping the bacon around other meat. Shattery bacon doesn't wrap well, its only weakness...

 

[sky14kemea]

Crispy every time. If it's chewy then I'll just be paranoid that it's undercooked...

I'm like that with all my food :I

 

[necromanzer52]

Chewy all the way. Crispy bacon is just awful in every imaginable way.

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Crispy or GTFO.

Nice crispy bacon with some eggs and toast with jelly. If you want chewy bacon go buy your microwave bacon and leave us in peace!

 

[TilMorrow]

Crispy. With a Hard-Fried Egg. Black Pudding. Baked Beans. All in a Sandwich. With a Sauce of somekind. Be it Ketchup or BBQ.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Chewy. If the bacon shatters when you try to put your fork through it, you're doing it wrong.

If you're using a fork to eat bacon you're doing it wrong.

There is no wrong way to eat bacon!

OT: Chewey. I find a lot of the flavour is lost when it's crispy.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Soft like when its on a sandwich. Its horrible when its hard.

 

[porpoise hork]

Chewy, If its cooked to crispy it takes on this bitter burnt flavor to me that just kills the bacony goodness.


My wife on the other hand likes her bacon to shatter.

 

[FamoFunk]

There must also be ketchup.

It's a sin to put RED KETCHUP on Bacon. What sort of 'Man' are you?!

I like my Bacon crispy, no Butter either but I must remove the fat first and have real sauce that was designed for Bacon...

Spoiler: Similar sauce the same colour will also do.

 

[DrgoFx]

When I cook my bacon, it tends to be in the middle. Although with sandwiches and omlettes and such, I make it crispy so it cuts easier.