Poll: Bacon Recipe Will Steamroll Your Heart Into Oblivion

[anmolngm]

I'm in love!
Edit: Needs more bacon.

 

[SneakyBawls]

Good lord I think my heart stopped a few times just reading the instructions. My hat is off to the chef on this masterpiece.

 

[Space Spoons]

Man, and I thought the Luther Burger [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger] was bad.

Side note, I'm now slightly at peace as I know I am destined to die eating that monstrosity.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I. Must. Have. It.

 

[ChristmasChild]

Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

Quoting the first man to cook this delicious monstrosity

 

[Mstrswrd]

My chest (and left arm) hurt. I think those pictures gave me a heart attack.

 

[Fightgarr]

I like bacon. Not that much.

 

[Zankabo]

That is damn good eatin there, a'yup.

Variants include using turkey bacon and sausage for less fat. Using hamburger instead of sausage.. and putting some fried onions and cheese and mustard in the middle.. and slicing it into a sandwich.. and singing 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' as you eat this down with a nice dark beer..

I'm feelin hungry now..

 

[Adam Jenson]

I'd eat it.

 

[Spleeni]

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA

I have found my new secret weapon; I shall fill it full of laxatives, and eat it all myself. Then, I'll visit my friend's house...

 

[qbert4ever]

One bite should last you a day. A whole one of those should last about three years.

 

[vid20]

oh.. my.. god...


oh... my.. god...

I... I want it.. I want it more then i want oxygen.

But then.. I don't... because.. well...

I'll settle with, most.. delicious.. death.. ever

 

[Codeman90]

Oh if you think thats bad then wait until you have seen this.

http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

Four different kinds of meats all in one. Now THAT is the true king of meats^

 

[Dommyboy]

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA

I have found my new secret weapon; I shall fill it full of laxatives, and eat it all myself. Then, I'll visit my friend's house...

Couldn't you just feed it to your friends?

 

[Chickenlittle]

Although I do love bacon, that...looks disgusting.

 

[GunnerGraye]

I'd like to meet the person who ate one of those and lived... I salute you.

 

[runtheplacered]

I don't eat a whole lot of fastfood.. but I was dying of hunger after class, so I went to Wendy's and got a Baconator. I'm eating it while I'm typing this. I'll be dead by the time I press "Post".

 

[jasoncyrus]

Oh...my...god...

in the words of my wow friends...

GIEF!!!!

That looks delicious. Replace the sausage with some proper beef though and I'd throw old ladies into traffic to get to it.

 

[samsprinkle]

This sounds ungodly delicious, save for a few key alterations:

1) Get rid of the barbecue sauce. In my experience it's far too sweet or spicy for something like this, whereas a combination of bacon and sausage such as this calls for a more savory taste. If you absolutely must have some sort of sauce for it, try a small amount of steak sauce like A1. And don't slather it, just a light brushing.

2) I would add some fried onions and peppers to it. It would give a bite that the simple flavors of the sausage and bacon lack by themselves., and the peppers at least would add some color to the dish.

You are a god! That is making my nipples lactate...but on a more serious note...I would eat the shiz out that!

 

[Starnerf]

That looks... [Homer drool sounds]

I think the only way to improve that would be to stick a piece of monterey jack cheese in the middle. Although that might through off the wrapping a bit. But you could always use more bacon to compensate.