Poll: Ball Pits

[matrix3509]

I think XKCD already settled this.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Are you kidding? I'd live in a ball pit if I could.

 

[Pegghead]

I'd love one! So long as nobody stepped on my face accidentally because they couldn't see me under the balls, then have to spend ages having buckets of blood come out of my nose, ruining my shirt (True story).

 

[curlycrouton]

Uhm, do you know how many germs ball pits carry? Yea, I'll pass.

Oh no.

Not germs.

I hate them.

Of course I want a ball-pit in my workplace.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Can i have a ball pit in my garden instead, as Im unemployed?

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Nope. I work in a lab with more chemicals and corrosives per cabinet that there are letters in the alphabet. And it only takes one.

 

[XJ-0461]

Of course I'd want one! But a big one, so deep that it comes up to my neck. I would love just be able to swim around in it all day.

 

[SonicKoala]

Yeah, that'd be fun, but you know that eventually some asshole is going to piss in it or something. And then you just have a Ball Pit with piss in it. It's a scientific fact that piss reduces the fun level of almost anything ever. I believe the equation is, provided F = fun and P = Piss, F + P = FUCK there's piss in my fun

 

[The_Healer]

I think we should just bypass the idea of ball "pits" and cover the entire surface of the earth in 6 feet of balls. That way, anywhere free of balls will be classed as a 'pit'.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

I'll say yes if by "Your work place" you mean "My apartment"

Actually I'll say HELL YES

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I've got balls of steel.

Steel.

Steel.

Steel.

Rick James.

Duke Nukem approves.

 

[bluepilot]

It would be great to have ball pits at work. Work is so stressful and the ball pit could be a place to chill and the only one time when it is perfectly acceptable to throw balls at the manager.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

considering i work... at home... *cough* unemployed and starving *cough* hell yes..it'd be my private ball pit... just to chill in...

 

[SonicKoala]

Yeah, that'd be fun, but you know that eventually some asshole is going to piss in it or something. And then you just have a Ball Pit with piss in it. It's a scientific fact that piss reduces the fun level of almost anything ever. I believe the equation is, provided F = fun and P = Piss, F + P = FUCK there's piss in my fun

Isn't it.
Fun=(Area covered in piss - Area * depth of balls)* -1

Yeah, you're probably right, science never was my strong suit.

 

[scotth266]

Why stop at a ball pit? Have a Jello Wrestling pit.

Now there's a great, albeit extremely sticky, way to have fun.