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Julianking93

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imahobbit4062 said:
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I just bought it yesterday :p

I found it enjoyable but I've only played it for about 30 minutes.
If you liked the first half hour, I'm sure you'll like the rest.

I hope you'll understand more of the dialoge and the story than me.
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
What I gathered from the demo was she is an outcast from some Holy...place because she has the blood of a demon or some shit.
Ah. So....sorta like the plot of DMC4?
 

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Julianking93 said:
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
Yeah, same here.

The dialoge is so convoluted and clumsy, plus they throw all these books at you with boring backstories.
And the stereotypical Italian and black guy made me cringe my balls off.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Julianking93 said:
See that's what I'm not getting.

I have no fucking clue what the hell's going on and I don't know what the story is.

Something about her not knowing who she is, but that's all I could get, yet the game is sort of telling it like I'm supposed to understand what they're talking about.
Yeah, same here.

The dialoge is so convoluted and clumsy, plus they throw all these books at you with boring backstories.
And the stereotypical Italian and black guy made me cringe my balls off.
Ugh...that's what instantly pissed me off.

I hate when they have a stereotypical anything in games like that.

Plus, Bayonetta's voice kind of got on my nerves.

She looks about 26, but she sounds like a 60 year old English woman.
 

jesse.

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imahobbit4062 said:
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Did you not see the other thread, that has the exact same title as yours, a poll, better grammar and asks the same question that also has more posts?
It's not asking the exact same question, I want to know if you think she is hot. If you don't like it go back to the other and post away
The other thread was asking if people were buying it because she is hot.
If the answer is yes then they obviously think she's hot, and you could've gotten your answers from the amount of posts on that thread anyway.
This was just wasn't needed.
I didn't read the other post, I just glanced at it at then I asked how to make my own threads. So I didn't know people are buying games like this because they think the character is hot, so the thread wasn't pointless
 

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Maybe it's because I'm arguementative, but when things are thrown in my face with the intention of being sexy, I find it laughable. I've never found 'sexy' video-game characters actually sexy in the recent years, since the only way they do that is to to the splits in a thong and say "Come at me with everything you've got, big boy!" Which is so ridiculous I just can't be aroused.
 

SageRuffin

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Bayonetta may be a little too disproportionate for my tastes (she's basically like a black-haired Barbie with long hair and latex), but I love her face. I find it rather adorable - then again, I like girls with glasses, so there you go. Maybe if she weren't as tall, or if she was better built to accommodate for her height her walking and such wouldn't look so jarring.

And don't make the Sarah Palin argument against me because I don't see the semblance at all, so it won't work.
 

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Wow, a lot of pretentious, 'holier than thou' users on this site that don't seem to understand the point of Bayonetta and why it was made. Whoever is complaining that she's disproportionate, sorry, have you even been on the internet before? There's so many other female characters that are more disproportionate than Bayonetta; stuff of nightmares. I think you'll find she's pretty tame in comparison. I find it funny that a lot of people are complaining about a game that is specifically made to be sexually orientated. It's like complaining that a pizza is too round. It has its place. I mean, for god's sake, she's a combination of every fetish known to man, she has to satisfy ONE criteria. I'll just play it and have fun. You know, the reason games were invented. Is that the case? When a game tries to be sexually appealing people hate it, but when it's as little sexually orientated as possible people drool over the female characters? That's worrying...
 

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Julianking93 said:
imahobbit4062 said:
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Casual Shinji said:
I had such high hopes for this game. I mean, it's by the same guys who made Okami, what could go wrong?

Christ, this game sucks so bad.
It is?!

And it does?!
Bollocks!
It's made by CAPCOM right?
No, Sega, last I looked, but its by the same guy who did Devil May Cry.

I don't know where that guy got that it was made by the people who did Okami.
It's made by Platinum Studios, most of it's workbase carried over from Clover, which made Okami. I really like the game, however.
 

LazyAza

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Anyone who thinks shes hot has both issues and poor taste. She has a shrunken head, the legs of a grass hopper and her visual design overall is shockingly terrible. Also as a character I just find her generally annoying and stupid.

That all being said I'm still buying the game cause it is freaking insanity from start to finish and I need to play it.
 

jboking

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Her hair is the reason I can't find her attractive. It just looks stupid. Aside from that, the glasses, attitude, and...assets are very attractive.
 

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Julianking93 said:
chrisdibs said:
looks kinda like sarah palin, there's nothing hot about that.
Odd you say that, because this picture has been up for about 3 months :p

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chenry

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I find her head to be small and that is unsettling. I realise that being disproportionate was kind of the point, but srsly? Tiny head. It's weird.
 

Therumancer

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Hmmm, well as I rambled on about in another thread about animated babes, I find something a bit "off" about Bayonetta. This coming from someone who would be predisposed to like the character because I'm a big fan of spellcasters, and have a BSM fetish. I'm not really big into the whole "Spectacle Fighter" genere (as Yahtzee puts it), but it's notable that I'm probably going to support Dante's Inferno (a similar type of game) and relegate this one to budget bin "maybe someday" fare. My reaction is similar to X-blades (which I was right about, and only spent like $8 on).

Simply put some of the stuff in the game looks cool, but honestly as "cool" as chain whipping someone onto a spiked bondage horse is, is that going to be awesome enough to be something I'm going to want to do for hours on end? Looking at one of the "leaked" videos on Youtube (where I am taking that move from) I notice they have Bayonetta doing that move again and again too, and it doesn't even appear to be a finisher but an overdone spammable attack.

On top of that when I say Bayonetta looks kind of off, for me it's the fact that the face looks almost like a quintessential Japanese nerd. I almost suspect it's intentional. On top of this while all of the features such as breasts, legs, etc... could be considered perfect they just seem a bit off in the way they all sync up to me. Almost like what George Alec Effinger wrote about in books like "When Gravity Fails" in talking about cosmetic surgery mistakes. Someone taking a bunch of features that they find attractive, tossing them all together, and winding up with something that is out of sync when taken as a whole. I see this right now as almost a visual representation of what he was talking about.

Also for the record I am one of the same people who actually DEFENDS being attracted to video game/anime/comic characters as normal, providing you don't blur the line between fantasy and reality, existance and non existance. Of course even then I believe that isn't all that uncommon (even if it's a problem) which is why things like the Myth/Legend of Galatea have endured.

I even go so far as to say that anyone who claims to not have been attracted to a drawing, painting, or a bunch of pixels is either a liar or insane. In most cases the former though because of societal pressure to try and present what is normal as being abnormal. In most cases people who get mocked for having an attraction to a fictional character MEANT to be attractive, are people (nerds) who are going to get mocked by those people anyway. That's just a conveinent path of attack, and even the people doing the mocking are probably guilty of very similar things to the accusations they are making.

At any rate, for those that read this far, I will say that I *COULD* very well wind up being proven wrong about this game, and wind up buying it (even if I won't rush out for it). It will depend on what happens when it's released. Despite the opinions I've formed based on what I've seen, I've also heard that Japanese magazines have been rating the game higher than Final Fantasy XIII (which is one of the iconic series down there). It pulling perfect scores and such. Purely as a comparitive thing this is VERY noteworthy. For all I know this might be the spectacle fighter that kills "God Of War" and "Devil May Cry"'s dominance of the genere and drags a lot of new people who weren't impressed by it before (like me) into the fold.

I however do not think it's very likely.
 

Davey Woo

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Yea she's alright...
I'm buying it because I played the demo and had a heck load of fun with it though.
Honest.