Poll: Beards. Who here has one?

[FalloutJack]

I rock teh mutton chops.

I'm going to refrain from making the Mom and Dad Save the World joke - Mr. Spango - and move on to say that, yes, I am endowed with great powers of beard. It's the envy of at least one of my cousins. I let it grow in full for a time and then cut it off like sheering a sheep when I feel in the mood. (This usually coincides with a haircut.)

 

[Worr Monger]

I have chops and a full goatee w/ the mustache.

Last Halloween I shaved everything except the mustache to dress up like Bennett from Commando.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

If only my teenage body would let me grow a mighty beard I would, but alas it is not to be... not yet anyways.

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

I have a soulpatch. I can't grow a full beard and I'm 20 years old.

Not that I'd look any good with one anyway.

 

[Mongodyr]

Sort of. I have a pseudo-beard, as a teenager I can't grow much else.

Ditto.

 

[Aptspire]

I have a short beard...though, one day, it will be KNOTTED!

 

[Arcyde]

I do.

But I keep it pretty short.

 

[Spacelord]

I am cursed with a near incapability to grow facial hair whatsoever. And I'm 22!

That being said, the moment I'm physically able, I'm going to grow a beard of frickin' Mayisyahuesque proportions!

 

[NeutralDrow]

I've started to describe my facial hair as a Gordon Freeman beard, since every other term I've seen is rather inconsistent.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Oh man, you should have seen my beard that I just shaved off a couple days ago (job interview), it was pretty monstrous. I rather pride myself on my beard-growing ability.

 

[Good morning blues]

I have a beard. Unlike the vast majority of bears sported by people under the age of 30, it looks good.

 

[irishdelinquent]

I have a short goatee. I one day hope to be able to pull off the Fu Manchu...just for the hillarious name.

 

[bindox]

I have had a beard since I was able to grow one, its a family tradition and drilled into the men of the family so much that I have some trouble trusting an unbearded man.

Um, therapy?

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I've got the makings of one. I'm only 17 so really it's just a bit of bum fluff on my chin, but it'll be a goatee one day.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Unfortunately, although I've considered growing one, I can't -_-'
My facial hair grows in splotches. You get a little bit here and there and it doesn't fill out for weeks, and even when it does there are blank spots. It makes me look like I shave with this:

While drunk.

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Genetics have graced me with mighty facehair growing powers, I've had at least a hairy lip since 7th grade. These days I keep it just thick enough to hide the skin underneath but let it grow more at the chin. It's facetee instead of goatee.

 

[ace_of_something]

I have a great manly beard. But no mustache my lovely lady dislikes mustache as it tickles her lip. For some reason the hair on my upper lip grows white and even when it's bushy as a broom still looks largely invisible. I have mentioned this on previous beard threads that had I the money I would get laser hair removal on my poor neck. I hate growing anything on my neck. It's much darker, thicker, and goes every which-way it looks like I'm harboring some evil fungus, some evil neck fungus.

 

[Jumplion]

I've got a sortof "moustachio" look for a moustache. Just some fuzz really. I also have some strands on my chin which I guess would classify as a beard.

Frankly I don't know if I want to have one or not, if I shave I'll have to do it every day, but beards do look cool, but not all women like beards and it might not look good on me, and I'll have to shave, blah de blah.

 

[Ago Iterum]

I keep light stubble. I dunno what it is with gamers and beards, I think they look horrible.