Poll: Beards. Who here has one?

[iron codpiece]

I am Ponca so when I try to grow a beard it goes horribly awry. We don't grow thick facial hair it's almost exactly like the hair on our head.
Our facial hair grows quickly but is very thin.
I could grow a full fledged ancient kung fu master fu manchu in about a month. It would look very stupid.

 

[LordCraigus]

Last Halloween I shaved everything except the mustache to dress up like Bennett from Commando.

You sir, are a god.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

My beard really compounds my problem of looking exactly the same as Snake. However I refuse to grow it longer or shave it off.

 

[Donbett1974]

I have a soulpatch. I can't grow a full beard and I'm 20 years old.

Not that I'd look any good with one anyway.

I am cursed with a near incapability to grow facial hair whatsoever. And I'm 22!

That being said, the moment I'm physically able, I'm going to grow a beard of frickin' Mayisyahuesque proportions!

Fear not you two it will come. I couldn't grow a mustache let alone a beard till my late 20s.But now it grows like I'm a werewolf in mid transformation.

 

[Stevato]

Nothing special, just the goatee for me atm

Hard to see though, kinda dark in the pub... i look pretty drunk too hah

 

[Mitko8322]

sad im 20 and i only get patches and will only get patches for the rest of my life if my family history is any indication. oh well

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I kinda sorta do, but it is mostly because I am too lazy to shave.

 

[DamienHell]

I have a goatee to remind/warn everyone I'm an asshole. I'm considerate like that.

 

[z0nbie]

Yeah I've had an Irish-beard for about 10 years now... since Jr./high school-ish ... I shave it a few times a year but I let it grow right back in. It's kinda part of me.

 

[Eiseman]

I can stab people with my pointy goatee.

 

[New Troll]

It's not that I enjoy having a beard, it's that I hate shaving.

 

[schneevs67]

I've always pretty much had at least a mustache since I've been able to grow one and a goatee for over 10 years now. I've had a beard on a few occasions but usually only in the winter as it gets itchy in the summer.

 

[DistinctlyBenign]

I got's me a huge bushy beard. My father had one, and I've had one since I've been able to grow one.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I used to have a killer goatee but... well lets just say that my friends suck and I had enough alcohol in my system to kill God.

 

[Arcticflame]

I wish I could. But at 18 all that would appear is some fluff.

 

[Simalacrum]

i'm 18 and i still don't need to shave. any suggestions on why? is it a problem?

 

[Flying-Emu]

One day I'm going full on ZZ Top

Nice! Complete with fuzzy guitars, right?

I've got a soul patch right now. Not necessarily a beard, but I keep it nice and trimmed.

 

[Gariom]

I currently have a beard just shaved around my chin. But I'm gonna grow a Tire Strip goatee like Marcus Fenix has.

BTW, I'm 14 and my two friends and I are the only people in my school who can grow facial hair.

 

[Worr Monger]

I currently have a beard just shaved around my chin. But I'm gonna grow a Tire Strip goatee like Marcus Fenix has.

BTW, I'm 14 and my two friends and I are the only people in my school who can grow facial hair.

Shit.... I had sideburns by the time I was 6th grade.