Poll: Beautiful or Badass?

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Yopaz

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I think I would say beautiful, you can be strong without being badass, and if you could beat up someone and still be attractive that's better than being plain scary. Sadly I'm neither of those.
 

Parallel Streaks

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There seems to be a lot of people who think that people get into fights with agents of evil everyday, Badass just wouldn't really be useful. Beauty, Charm and Diplomacy? You would never HAVE to be a badass. Plus you'd probably end up more well-off, the business world is just as much about charm and charisma than actual business know-how.
 

Kasawd

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Dr Ampersand said:
FanofDeath said:
Beauty.

I can change the fact that I'm not a trained fighter for relatively few monies, if I am beautiful.

It takes several monies to change ugly.
Aah but training and muscle improvement takes time and time is money, especially if badass gives you weightlifter levels of strength and an athlete's stamina.

It depends on your intelligence and luck stats. If you're smart enough to start a business and use your skills to get a big source of income quickly then go badass. If you aren't then go beauty and train.

Badass ends up with more money than beauty but beauty has flattery and manipulation however each can still acquire what they don't have.
If I were to be badass, I wouldn't enjoy having the weightlifters kind of muscle. Also, if one is intelligent, picking up a fighting art and becoming good at it is a matter of repetition and muscle memory.

I suppose it all depends who gets the heightened intelligence. I'd assume beauty, were we going to be able to manipulate people.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Jedoro said:
I'm hunting you down when the zombies get here.

I can't afford a gun right now, but I plan to get some as soon as I can. Right now I have one of those replica katanas, a pocket knife, a throwing knife, and a hunting knife. I just gotta get in close for the fight and hope it's not a gunfight.
Sorry for the late response!

And you most certainly may. If you don't have a gun by then I'll loan you one of the rifles or my shotgun. I plan on doing the roof patrol with one of my rifles. >_< Y'know... Target practice!

Most of my katanas are faux, but I do have one real one. It was a gift. :D

And I'm sure you know... Don't bring a knife to a gunfight!
 

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Sorry for the late response!

And you most certainly may. If you don't have a gun by then I'll loan you one of the rifles or my shotgun. I plan on doing the roof patrol with one of my rifles. >_< Y'know... Target practice!

Most of my katanas are faux, but I do have one real one. It was a gift. :D

And I'm sure you know... Don't bring a knife to a gunfight!
I'll stay close with one of those shotguns, then, if a horde somehow manages to get close.

My one katana is fake, too, but there's that crowbar in my car, so I'll be alright.

And unless the zombies learn how to use guns, I should be alright in a pinch with a hunting knife. Besides, Courage Wolf says "Bring a knife to a gunfight. Stab them while they're laughing."
 

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I don't go for chicks that can beat me up when I piss them off...
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I actually prefer personality and sense of humor over both of the choices presented. But looks has a very big part in my choice to women.
 

aPod

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As a beautiful badass i'd have to say i'd take the beauty over badassery.
 

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Kimarous said:
Furthermore, beauty is also associated with grace and finesse. Take all the brawn you want; I'll just flip you down with judo, dice you with my rapier, or use my pinpoint accuracy to snipe you between the eyes before that minigun of yours can even wind up.
pinpoint accuracy between the eyes = badass? beauty = eyes. so badass pwns beauty.

What did I miss here? Badass = Awesome. Awesome for the sake of awesome is the pure essence of awesomeness.

Badass doesn't necessarily mean brawn/brute. The ninja is a master of many arts, you could say a BADASS of many arts.
 

Kimarous

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Cypher10110 said:
Kimarous said:
Furthermore, beauty is also associated with grace and finesse. Take all the brawn you want; I'll just flip you down with judo, dice you with my rapier, or use my pinpoint accuracy to snipe you between the eyes before that minigun of yours can even wind up.
pinpoint accuracy between the eyes = badass? beauty = eyes. so badass pwns beauty.

What did I miss here? Badass = Awesome. Awesome for the sake of awesome is the pure essence of awesomeness.

Badass doesn't necessarily mean brawn/brute. The ninja is a master of many arts, you could say a BADASS of many arts.
I was going by the definition of "badass" as laid out by the OC: "ugly, tough, a trained fighter, someone a lot like Marv from sin city." It is, quite frankly, a terrible conceptualization of badassery, but regardless, I crafted my answer as a counterpoint to such criteria.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Jedoro said:
I'll stay close with one of those shotguns, then, if a horde somehow manages to get close.

My one katana is fake, too, but there's that crowbar in my car, so I'll be alright.

And unless the zombies learn how to use guns, I should be alright in a pinch with a hunting knife. Besides, Courage Wolf says "Bring a knife to a gunfight. Stab them while they're laughing."
Fair enough! Sounds like we got a plan. ^^

Heh, you make a good point my friend. I'll make sure never to laugh at someone bringing a knife to a gunfight, I'd rather not get stabbed over such a silly thing.
 

Sjakie

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I would go for beauty if i could add being manipulative to that list.
People are after all easily manipulated by pretty faces and that would also help in getting shit done without having to turn into a ugly badass.
And people respond better to good looking people then ugly ones anyway
 

Onyx Oblivion

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Beauty.

Good looks and fast talking can get you into a top secret military base...where you can steal something and become badass.
 

Jedoro

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Fair enough! Sounds like we got a plan. ^^

Heh, you make a good point my friend. I'll make sure never to laugh at someone bringing a knife to a gunfight, I'd rather not get stabbed over such a silly thing.
We'll show those zombies what for!

Remember, if your enemy brings a knife to a gunfight, be sure to double tap. Then you can laugh.
 

teisjm

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I lack the intelegence option.
you have bad buy, pretty-buy but you lack the geeky one.

I can't really decide as neitehr appeals to me, i can't help but picture the options as eitehr the lame fakeshallow pretty-boy type, who cares way too much about scoring and fancy clothes and not about a lot of other things, and the stupid dickhead on steroids who cares about biceps, big chains and cars (gangsta if you will)
Dunno why i always picture the worst case scenarios when thinking bout sterotypes.
Whiel writing this, the mental picture of the geeky type i asked for is suddenly changing from a gamer-type, to a sterotypical pictured skinny, sun-alelrgic and socially awkward nerd who'll remain a virgin forever in my head.

But yeah, tough/badass and pretty/chariming are all thats really described about the 2 choices, and neitehr of those appeal to me as a defining characteristic.