Poll: Best-looking Avenger

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I've been told that the way to judge an actor's attractiveness on the tween scale of HAWT is by time spent without a shirt on. If that's true, Banner takes gold.

Me? I was more interested in the few glances we got of Maria Hill.
 

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Not gonna lie, I thought you meant best looking in the sense of looking really fucking cool. I would have put Vision for that. Best looking in the sense you're talking about definitely has to go to Thor though.
 

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No Tom Hiddleston?

Anyway, Cap. Because Iron Man's armor lost its OMFG factor after the 69 billionth version, which makes Caps costume the coolest.

I'm all about dat costume. They could have the face of a 80 year old toothless crosseyed hobo for all I care, if they have a shiny enough suit, its enough for me.
 

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The poll results surprised me, I personally felt it was a tossup between Ruffalo and Renner, and at the time of this post those two are both dead last, with Renner/Hawkeye being slightly lower. I guess I am not very good at recognizing handsome men. Guess I gotta rewrite my resume now.
 

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I asked my wife, she doesn't like any of the Avengers. Her vote is for LOKI.

She doesn't really have a thing for bulky blokes (which is just as well really, in my case).
 

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Thor all the way.

I'm a sucker for long hair and beards.

The times where he was shirtless, or had a shirt cling to him was a nice treat. :D
 

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Out of them? Thor. I generally prefer guys who are slimmer and have more angler, for lack of better term, features and dark hair. Unfortunately any guy who looks like that is almost always the villain and that's true here as well. So yeah, Loki would be attractive if he wasn't such a petulant, narcissistic little shit.
Best looking, not in an attractive way? Iron Mans suit is awesome.
 

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Gundam GP01 said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
I resent the lack of Black Widow, who is the "Best Looking Avenger" by every definition of those words.
Says you. My eyes were on Thor a LOT more than Widow.

And I'm a dude :v
I think the right quip would be "And I'm straight".
 

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My problem with Cap is that he's the Good Guy[sup]TM[/sup]

He's a paragon, everything about him is good. This makes his verisimilitude nearly non-existent. Don't get me wrong though, I like Cap, I like the fact that he's a good person. I particularly like his line about not wanting to kill anyone, he just doesn't like bullies. That's fine, but then it's played up to the nth degree.

I like characters with flaws. Cap has precious few of them. Not only that, but he has several little quips that annoy me. His whole bit in The First Avengers when Thor arrives, "There's only one god, mam. And he doesn't wear a cape." Stuff like that gets under my skin. And again when he gets on Tony's case about going too far.

Captain America is barely character to me, he's much more of an ideal. A concept. Heck his name is tied to the concept of a nation. In Civil War I can't get behind him, not when the other side is Tony Stark.

Stark is a much more fleshed out character. He's gone through one hell of an arc. He went from playboy, snob, billionaire, to turning his company around completely and trying to do good. At the end of the Avengers it comes full circle when he stops the nuke from hitting New York. He has made mistakes, but imo he's much more compelling than Cap. Also, when you get right down to it, Cap can be pretty arrogant as well, just in a different way.

Ultimately it comes down to what you like in characters. For me, it comes across in a quote from Parthurnaax, a character from Skyrim.

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

I don't ask what is better, but rather what makes a more interesting character? Tony didn't start out where he is now. He has flaws that he has to fight, and people always love it when characters come around and see the light. Captain America is the light, which makes him boring.


OT: I always thought the ladies, and even some guys, liked Thor and Loki. I can see people liking Cap as well.

But for me it's Black Widow.
 

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Chris Hemsworth is one of those guys who sometimes makes me react the way Louis CK does for Ewan McGregor.

If we're allowed to talk females, I think I like Elizabeth Olsen a bit better than ScarJo.
 

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Bruce Banner. He's not conventionally attractive, but there's a fullness to his features (especially his lips and his hair) that comes off very sensual to me, and there's just something fascinating about the way he's put together. The other guys, it's like, "Yeah, they look good, but so what?"
 

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As a straight man I can say with full confidence it's Thor. Cap is a close second in my opinion. But damn, you gotta love the bearded viking look and them muscles!

... yeah I could almost go gay for Thor.

As for the ladies I gotta say that ScarJo is hella hot. But she's got nothing on Cobie Smulders. Maria Hill all the way.
 

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What? Where the hell's the Vision?!

Aside from that oddly glaring and highly controversial omission, I voted Steve Rogers.

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Oh yeah, you wanted some kind of rationale: I think he's the best looking male Avenger because I think he's the best looking/hottest male Avenger - it's that simple. MCU Vision's weirdly sexy, though...
 

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Even though I don't like muscles, on either men or women, I think Thor is the most attractive male Avenger. A large part of that is personality, his attitude to the world is great and demonstrated best by lines like "I like it! Another!". I'd have to go for Tony Stark in second place, again largely because of personality. I honestly don't like Captain America much at all, he's too conspicuously wholesome and All-American. Frankly, he seems boring and kind of a killjoy.
 

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With the exception of maybe Banner, there are no bad choices... for second place. Thor is in a league above the other avengers.
 

viscomica

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THOR!
Now that I have your attention...
Thor is the best looking avenger by far. As a woman I feel I'm qualified to say: I'd tap that ass.