Poll: Best movie quotes ever...
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My personal 2 favourites are the infamous Snakes on a Plane one, and one spoken by Arnie in one of the Terminators'
'Fauk yhoo ass-holl!'.
Pure. Genius.
'Fauk yhoo ass-holl!'.
Pure. Genius.
What? Are you fucking kidding me?! National fucking Treasure?!?!?!? I'm sorry, but you have terrible taste in quotes.
Anywho, here are my picks (WARNING: Multiple quotes from Pulp Fiction, The Social Network, Christmas Vacation and Trading Places ahead)
"Does he look like a *****?"
""What? I ain't never heard of that country. Do they speak English in What?" "What?" "ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!""
""Is this your gun?" "Probably not. I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.""
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hours, you're gonna see some serious shit."
"Do you wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
"I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie."
"Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!"
"A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair."
"My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit."
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?"
"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' ************, ************! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE ************ WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull!"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
"I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit."
"So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car."
"'Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking ************! So get outta my face!"
"Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself."
"That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body."
"Thanks a lot. How'd you like a stump up your ass?"
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?"
Okay, got a little carried away there.
Anywho, here are my picks (WARNING: Multiple quotes from Pulp Fiction, The Social Network, Christmas Vacation and Trading Places ahead)
"Does he look like a *****?"
""What? I ain't never heard of that country. Do they speak English in What?" "What?" "ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!""
""Is this your gun?" "Probably not. I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.""
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hours, you're gonna see some serious shit."
"Do you wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
"I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie."
"Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!"
"A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair."
"My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit."
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?"
"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' ************, ************! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE ************ WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull!"
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
"I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit."
"So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car."
"'Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking ************! So get outta my face!"
"Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself."
"That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body."
"Thanks a lot. How'd you like a stump up your ass?"
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
"Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?"
Okay, got a little carried away there.
"This is your captain speaking, we may experience some slight turbulence and, uh, explode."
"This is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting?"
"Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die."
"This is gonna get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting?"
"Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die."