Ricky Bobby.
"How can I stay calm, I got a cougar on me!!!"
"I'll show you I'm paralysed" - "Put the knife down Ricky" - "(Stabs own leg) ... ARRGGGHHHHH! OH MY GOD!"
"Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!"
"And if that doesnt work out im thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not, like, a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly, like, "Hey, what's up guys? You want some crack?"."
"98 percent of us will die at some point in our lives."