Poll: Best way to destroy my Xbox 360

[asinann]

Put it on stage at a lord of the dance show.

 

[tsb247]

I've heard putting them in the microwave yields interesting results. Yeah, you would need a large microwave...

 

[ShotgunShaman]

That depends, what illegal and explosive chemicals can you get your hands on? If nothing, use homemade napalm.

Improvised Napalm: Dissolve as much styrofoam as you can in gasoline. More styrofoam makes more solid napalm

Crack it open, then smear plenty of Napalm on the inner circuitry and such. Put it back together and light it up.

(Keep back, though, burning styrofoam is, aside from huge amounts of radiation, the easiest way to get cancer.)

Agreed. And yes, videotape it.

 

[Murdering Monk]

sell it to EB Games while its on fire?

 

[captainwillies]

while its on fire throw it out of a moving car towards someone with a sledge hammer who can then baseball hit it over a fence then pepper it with bullets.

film the whole thing put it on youtube.

 

[katzd314]

Put an Obama sticker on it, and send it to Hannity

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

Do something really elaborate and make a video then send it to me.

 

[J a m m y]

If all else fails use fire.

 

[Iskenator67]

Paint it in thermite and shoot it.

 

[Deadpewl]

Cut it in half with a chansaw, take one half, shoot it, smash it with a sledge hammer and set it on fire. Then take the melted remains and throw it at the game shop that you bought it from. (record all of this for youtube of course.)
Then take the other half and sell it for ten bucks.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Fire! Blow it up! [small]...and videotape it.[/small]

 

[RAMBO22]

FIRE!

 

[silicon avatar]

forget FPS's on your xbox. make your own in real life. shoot the oversized paperweight with a ____ insert Halo weapon here.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

If you just didnt like your xbox i would've made a stupid joke like "Just use it a bit more, it'll kill itself" but since it's already dead... you don't happen to have a chainsaw do you?

 

[O277]

Eat It?

 

[Chrissyluky]

Gasoline+xbox360+videocamera=profit

 

[Jamash]

1. Put it in a suitcase or bag and leave it unattended at an airport... make someone else go to the effort of blowing it up... professionally.

2. Connect the power lead to a lightning conductor, plug it in and leave it on a high, open place during a thunderstorm. Film the inevitable lightning strike and put the video on Youtube under the heading 'Even God hates the X-Box 360'.

3. Send it to the Sony repair centre, for the lulz.

4. Bury it somewhere really deep, and in such a fashion that it will fuck with the heads of future archaeologists.

 

[MetaKnight19]

when my ps1 broke, i threw it out of my bedroom window and it got destroyed when it hit the road

 

[Smudge91]

tie it to an archery target and let fly the arrows

i like the idea although some mighty arrows would be needed

ot: i would throw it out the window, put a hammer to it, set it on fire and then let a hungry teething puppy on to it.