That was either an instinctive answer... or the most thoroughly thought out innuendo in the form of an instinctive answer.ReservoirAngel said:
Either way... *teehee*
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Either way... *teehee*
No, it doesn't really matter. Men's sexuality has never really had anything to do with their penises beyond "Do you have one?" and "Does it work?"
I don't think there's anyway of saying this without sounded like I'm bragging I have a large cock but it isn't everything I think blokes who watch porn think it would be.
Sex can be a chore, she has to be wet or it's just not getting in there and is rather painful at my end not just her's in this situation - this means alot of foreplay if she's not in the mood and instigated sex herself to get her to the point that it doesn't feel like I'm trying to jam it into a fist of rolled up sandpaper.
Yeah when you first start dating and the intoxication of lust means sex is an all night extravaganza you really don't mind putting the leg work in and having some great foreplay, I actually love eating pussy (preferably shower fresh) but when you've been seeing each other for seven years sometimes you just fancy a quicky, get your rocks off and get to sleep - it's been a long day. That's simply not going to happen, you might aswell slope off to the bathroom and slip one off, it's a much more agreeable situation for all those involved.
Also you need to be wary of certain positions, my last long term girlfriend really had a thing for throwing her legs over my shoulders when we first started going out but that lead to too many of the "ooh, argh, too deep!" moments and a couple of occasions when she instinctively flinched from the pain which felt like she nearly snapped me in two. Overtime that position was "phased out", along with "doggy" which she initially stated to be her favourite and yet I don't recall doing in at least the last three years, more often than not we'd end up with her ontop so she can control depth or "spooning" where I can give her a reach around for extra clitoral stimulation and the position doesn't allow for full insertion.
The two girls I've tried anal took a lot of persuading and then it wasn't overly enjoyable for me, having spent a good hour with toys working up to being able to slip in it felt more like trying to shag a vice and has on each occasion left them bloody the next day - if it wasn't for the "taboo" of anal I don't think I'd've even bothered trying it again and probably only done it ten times tops.
To top things off though it's not even that great to look at so you can't show it off as it's "a grower not a shower" - ie when flaccid it can range from about an inch (usually after wearing my compression pants for long distance cycling) to a few inch if warm but once you get the wee guy excited it nearly quadruples in length.
Not that having a large penis has ever got me laid (well, maybe once when I hooked up with an ex's-sisters-bestfriend a party) as how the hell does a girl know you have a large penis when you're just chatting her up? It's not like you can just go "hey baby, you fancy walking bowed legged tomorrow?" - if that ever works as a chat-up line it's probably a good indication you shouldn't hit that, or at least use protection - but even safe sex don't stop crabs.
Obviously this is just my own take, but I'm thirty so have had a reasonable length of time to use this thing and have been lucky enough to have been with a handful of women all with similar results.
So I'd say my advice to guys worried about length, girth or staying power is don't be - if it's got to the point you get to put it in her than you're already going to be putting it in her, you've done impressing her and as society pushes women to focus on their attributes more than it does men she's probably got more hang-ups about her naked body than you, infact (again, in my experience) the "smoking hot" ones who you wouldn't think would have any reason to worry about an inch of their perfectly formed bodies are probably worrying the most.
Key to good sex is an open dialogue - being with someone you feel free to talk to about everything, what's working for you, what isn't, how's this for you, ok how about that - of course not constant, you don't want to be breaking the mood by asking for directions, but if you're both in a place emotionally with each other that you can honestly talk about what works best for each other you will both have the best sex of your life, regardless of the size, shape or gender of either of you.
Sex can be a chore, she has to be wet or it's just not getting in there and is rather painful at my end not just her's in this situation - this means alot of foreplay if she's not in the mood and instigated sex herself to get her to the point that it doesn't feel like I'm trying to jam it into a fist of rolled up sandpaper.
Yeah when you first start dating and the intoxication of lust means sex is an all night extravaganza you really don't mind putting the leg work in and having some great foreplay, I actually love eating pussy (preferably shower fresh) but when you've been seeing each other for seven years sometimes you just fancy a quicky, get your rocks off and get to sleep - it's been a long day. That's simply not going to happen, you might aswell slope off to the bathroom and slip one off, it's a much more agreeable situation for all those involved.
Also you need to be wary of certain positions, my last long term girlfriend really had a thing for throwing her legs over my shoulders when we first started going out but that lead to too many of the "ooh, argh, too deep!" moments and a couple of occasions when she instinctively flinched from the pain which felt like she nearly snapped me in two. Overtime that position was "phased out", along with "doggy" which she initially stated to be her favourite and yet I don't recall doing in at least the last three years, more often than not we'd end up with her ontop so she can control depth or "spooning" where I can give her a reach around for extra clitoral stimulation and the position doesn't allow for full insertion.
The two girls I've tried anal took a lot of persuading and then it wasn't overly enjoyable for me, having spent a good hour with toys working up to being able to slip in it felt more like trying to shag a vice and has on each occasion left them bloody the next day - if it wasn't for the "taboo" of anal I don't think I'd've even bothered trying it again and probably only done it ten times tops.
To top things off though it's not even that great to look at so you can't show it off as it's "a grower not a shower" - ie when flaccid it can range from about an inch (usually after wearing my compression pants for long distance cycling) to a few inch if warm but once you get the wee guy excited it nearly quadruples in length.
Not that having a large penis has ever got me laid (well, maybe once when I hooked up with an ex's-sisters-bestfriend a party) as how the hell does a girl know you have a large penis when you're just chatting her up? It's not like you can just go "hey baby, you fancy walking bowed legged tomorrow?" - if that ever works as a chat-up line it's probably a good indication you shouldn't hit that, or at least use protection - but even safe sex don't stop crabs.
Obviously this is just my own take, but I'm thirty so have had a reasonable length of time to use this thing and have been lucky enough to have been with a handful of women all with similar results.
So I'd say my advice to guys worried about length, girth or staying power is don't be - if it's got to the point you get to put it in her than you're already going to be putting it in her, you've done impressing her and as society pushes women to focus on their attributes more than it does men she's probably got more hang-ups about her naked body than you, infact (again, in my experience) the "smoking hot" ones who you wouldn't think would have any reason to worry about an inch of their perfectly formed bodies are probably worrying the most.
Key to good sex is an open dialogue - being with someone you feel free to talk to about everything, what's working for you, what isn't, how's this for you, ok how about that - of course not constant, you don't want to be breaking the mood by asking for directions, but if you're both in a place emotionally with each other that you can honestly talk about what works best for each other you will both have the best sex of your life, regardless of the size, shape or gender of either of you.
They won't believe me because out of all of us I'm the smallest in that department.Paragon Fury said:
That made me lol...this isnt my name said:katsumoto03 said:
Aside from posting this I e nothing to add to this thread. I just couldnt resist posting this.
So much.
OT: Shrug. I've never really spent too much time fussing over how big my penis is.
That's what I've been told. I'm of the average persuasion and one girl I've been with said it was big enough (compliment?) and another girl seemed to think it was too big.AdeptaSororitas said:
Eh.
To put it bluntly without sounding like an absolute slut - I just kinda like dick.
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.
Although I cannot stand pencil thin dicks at all.
Nothing happening for me there.
I have been with a Charles Bronson-esque ************ though...which was fine for a one-night stand, but it basically messed up my insides for a week. It was crazy.
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And I feel so very, very wrong posting this.
Very, very wrong.
To put it bluntly without sounding like an absolute slut - I just kinda like dick.
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.
Although I cannot stand pencil thin dicks at all.
Nothing happening for me there.
I have been with a Charles Bronson-esque ************ though...which was fine for a one-night stand, but it basically messed up my insides for a week. It was crazy.
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And I feel so very, very wrong posting this.
Very, very wrong.
went for even moar, as i'm hetro male, i dont have a pref, but it also takes alot more than this to sicken me.
i'll say, size isnt all its cracked up to be. my other half has tightnes issues no matter how much foreplay we have
i'll say, size isnt all its cracked up to be. my other half has tightnes issues no matter how much foreplay we have
I don't think I know enough about sausages to answer this poll correctly.
But it can be really off- putting to be with a guy who worries about his penis size.
I don't really care. Certain sizes go better with certain positions and after having a drunken boyfriend over this weekend complain about his penis I am considering going cold turkey.
But it can be really off- putting to be with a guy who worries about his penis size.
I don't really care. Certain sizes go better with certain positions and after having a drunken boyfriend over this weekend complain about his penis I am considering going cold turkey.
This thread is begging for this video to be posted.
In all seriousness though, apparently a 5-6 incher is average, so it will get the job done fine if you know how to use it. 7-9 gives you a bit of an advantage. 10-11 may be pushing it depending on the girl. Anything bigger than a foot and you've got a godly cock capable of doing horrible things.
In all seriousness though, apparently a 5-6 incher is average, so it will get the job done fine if you know how to use it. 7-9 gives you a bit of an advantage. 10-11 may be pushing it depending on the girl. Anything bigger than a foot and you've got a godly cock capable of doing horrible things.
That's what I thought, but I couldn't remember how she said it, which is pretty important.AdeptaSororitas said:
But it's always nice to hear
