Poll: But I'm so tasty!

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garjian

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all the things on the list and more.

not much else to say... but i suppose...
how can you not like blood? its lovely :D
finger and toenails dont taste of anything, but its an easier way of cutting them...
skin has an odd texture and doesnt taste of much, but its still nice... feels good to bite too.
and everyone knows bogies are nice, and they are so because youre supposed to eat them and let your stomach deal with the contents.

scabs are also fine...
 

Mr Shrike

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I'll quite happily chew my fingernails, but that's about it...

Well, blood is tasty, too ^__^
 

Jedamethis

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Drunkenclam said:
Why isnt feces an option? people eat that..
Well I could say that faeces is waste, and foreign things that aren't part of the body, unlike the other options, but I'm going to be honest and say that the main reason is that it's just disgusting and I don't want to think about it too much. Hypocritical? Maybe so.
 

Biodeamon

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I get distracted sometimes and chew on my fingernails or skin sometimes...nom nom nom nom
blood is too sweet for me
 

Monkfish Acc.

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I bite my fingernails, but I put them in the goddamn bin. About the only thing I consume is blood.
And that's only because it's easier than letting it stain everything.

plus it is delicious
 

voetballeeuw

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katsumoto03 said:
Oh god, I think I'm about to be sick...
If he wrapped it in bacon, would it be better then? (Your avatar is from Epic Mealtime right?)

OT: I chew fingernails, but don't eat them. That's about it.
 

pulse2

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I drink the tears of opponents I've beaten if that counts for anything, tears are tasty, slightly salty, but not bad, taste depends on how badly they were beaten.
 

Ren3004

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Do you know those bits of skin that come loose in your lip? I eat that.
 

xanith02100

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Hader said:
I've swallowed my own blood before but that was a matter of either having the wound in the mouth (I played hockey you know :p) or quickly trying to clean it with nothing immediately around me to clean the blood instead.
Pretty much this for me, minus the hockey.
 
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When I'm lost in thought, I catch myself chewing on the inside of my mouth...that's it really.

I saw my manager pick his nose and eat it, I was only stood a few feet away...that shit was grose, son.
 

crystalsnow

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Sometimes if I pull a a hangnail from my finger and it starts bleeding I'll lick it off, but otherwise nothing really.
 

SoranMBane

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Pretty much all of those options except for boogers and toenails. It was already a part of me, so why let it go to waste, right? It's like recycling. I only eat scabs if they were on my arm or hand, though.
 

Phlakes

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...the fuck?

I only eat regular food. And other people if I get the chance.
 

Someone Depressing

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Scabs? Ok, I know a lot of people who pick their nose, and I know people who lick their cuts to stop them bleeding. But, why, just...WHAT?! Who would eat their own scabs? Why would someone eat their own sca- No- Just... WHAT...?

I occasionally lick cuts to stop them from bleeding, that's..about it. I also used to pick my nose when I was younger, got out of that GROSS, NASTY, DISGUSTING HABIT...

PS : I swear when I saw the title for this thread, the first thing that appeared in my mind was Self-Canabilism.
 

Iwana Humpalot

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I eat my finger nails sometimes when i'm bored. Blood is tasty too, but it's not for me :)
[sub]blood for the blood god [/sub]