Poll: Cake Or Death?

[Jun_Jun]

What's wrong with the cake? Tell me is the chocolate used in the icing low quality? faux cream? QQ

No, it's a lie.

Oh jeez.....so what do I get instead of cake? a swift kick to my chest? death? fire?..... this is very tiring...I don't like cake anymore.... too many variables...you just can't get cake anymore.... /sigh

 

[ShatterPalm]

I ordered the vegetarian.

 

[Cheesus333]

So many Eddie Izzard fans...

I shed a tear today, my friends. Not of sadness, but of pride.

actually i'll go for the chicken with the white wine
(if you like izzard try deathstar canteen)

Oh my God, it's Jeff Vader!

 

[Biosophilogical]

"Oh sorry, we are out of cake"
"So my options are, Or death?"

Well as of me seeing the poll results, 163 people are deader than they wanted to be.

OT: Chicken please, because you are clearly out of cake (and not that human-tasting chicken either).

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

What is this? The Church of England Inquisition?

No one expects the Church of England Inquisition!

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

What is this? The Church of England Inquisition?

No one expects the Church of England Inquisition!

 

[The Funslinger]

This sounds like if Patrick Henry met GLaDOS.

It's actually one of Eddie Izzard's random monologues.

 

[Biosophilogical]

How about death by cake?

I will kill you with this tray. And you shall die, and you shall die, everyone in this room shall die. Death by tray it shall be.

 

[ThatDaveDude1]

We're gonna run out of cake at this rate!

We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush.

 

[DracoSuave]

We weren't expecting such a rush!

 

[vxicepickxv]

Cake. If you're out of cake, I'll have some chicken.

Ah, comedy...

I like cake, if you're out of cake, I'll just take Cake.

That really wouldn't work in a spoken format without a poster or CD nearby.

 

[Qtoy]

I love Eddie Izzard, too.

 

[AvsJoe]

If I choose cake, will I be immortal? Hell of an important question, that one, because I would any day choose death over immortality.

 

[Alan Beirne]

I picked Death but meant cake. Can I change it? Please? Keep me away from that rack!

 

[SD-Fiend]

I choose that death gets the cake

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

'Call no man happy until he is dead'
'Of all the gods, only death does not desire gifts'

- Aeschylus

Cake doesn't desire gifts, either.

...Just sayin'.

Also, I choose cake. I can't think of a more clever answer and I don't want to die.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

That depends. How many porkchops are there in the sky, on a scale of 1-10? And if it's 3.2 sandwiches, do snakes have armpits?

(Hint: The answer is 12)

 

[proctorninja2]

Ah, but that depends on which of the We Didn't Playtest This At All cards you're using, doesn't it?

damn i was just a bout to say that, its embarasing when a ninja is ninja'd

 

[Googooguru]

Could i just get a Cup of tea and the Comfy Chair

 

[Wanderer787]

Cake first, death later. Everyone gets death eventually, so you may as well enjoy some sugary goodness first!