Poll: Can England be invaded

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keyton777

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Because we're such nice blokes, America would be like "Amgz, we like dem Brits. Dis' ain't hapnin'".

Also, our Navy would bollock your face off if you tried anything from the sea. Our airforce is good as well. However, our army isn't much so we might be screwed there. We're really the back-up guys when it comes to wars now.


.....you navy isnt the best, your airforce couldnt beat israels in a fair fight, much less the Us air forces, and your ground forces have to cross the english channel, we would just launch cruise missles at you in droves.


nothing is uninvadeable, nothing is invicible, nothing can last forever (save a diamond...i think)
 

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Thanatos34 said:
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On topic: Of course it could be invaded and conquered. The US could do it, Russia could do it, possibly China.
The USA? Yes. Russia? Doubtful. China? No.

China couldn't actually get to the British Isles, as it doesn't have a blue water fleet.

I doubt Russia is advanced enough and has the resources to establish air superiority over the British Isles and to decisively defeat the Royal Navy, so any landing they attempt would be likely to fail.
Russia is quite a bit more powerful, and more of a threat, than most people give them credit for. (This is based mostly on my dad's opinion, who is an ex-submarine commander.)

russia, if they could fix their government, would be able to take america in a fair fight, they can do it now, saying they couldn't wipe britain off the face of the earth without nukes is just...well...naive. and china is the same way with shear man power, they dont need boats, they just need to get to teh english channel and mob you with landing vehicles



and someoen earlier back said that speed wasnt a factor, you my friend are an IDIOT


and natural fortifications can always be either removed, or built over.
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Anyone could be invaded, but we all know that any full scale war in the future will be nuclear. Our submarine based nuclear detterant is capable of destroying any location we choose on this planet, and America, if you launched on us, we could have the entire eastern seaboard wiped from existence within three minutes and still have time for that last cup of tea before we all died. We also have the best trained troops in the world and some of the best equipped. And the SAS, who could forget those guys. Go England.


riight.....i think our anti-icbm systems would shoot your missles out of the sky b4 they even hit.

and america has the best gear for their soliders.
after all, most of the tech your using came FROM US.

and some people call americans arrogant, i guess briatin his some guys with their heads up their asses
 

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keyton777 said:
Sparrow Tag said:
Because we're such nice blokes, America would be like "Amgz, we like dem Brits. Dis' ain't hapnin'".

Also, our Navy would bollock your face off if you tried anything from the sea. Our airforce is good as well. However, our army isn't much so we might be screwed there. We're really the back-up guys when it comes to wars now.


.....you navy isnt the best, your airforce couldnt beat israels in a fair fight, much less the Us air forces, and your ground forces have to cross the english channel, we would just launch cruise missles at you in droves.


nothing is uninvadeable, nothing is invicible, nothing can last forever (save a diamond...i think)
I'd still rather be English though. I don't like Americans.
 

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Sparrow Tag said:
keyton777 said:
Sparrow Tag said:
Because we're such nice blokes, America would be like "Amgz, we like dem Brits. Dis' ain't hapnin'".

Also, our Navy would bollock your face off if you tried anything from the sea. Our airforce is good as well. However, our army isn't much so we might be screwed there. We're really the back-up guys when it comes to wars now.


.....you navy isnt the best, your airforce couldnt beat israels in a fair fight, much less the Us air forces, and your ground forces have to cross the english channel, we would just launch cruise missles at you in droves.


nothing is uninvadeable, nothing is invicible, nothing can last forever (save a diamond...i think)
I'd still rather be English though. I don't like Americans.
You...you don't? Not even me?
[sup]Even though you probably don't even know who the hell I am[/sup]
And I think there's an official club for you now. I can send you a pamphlet if you like.
 

Charli

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Completely. But why in the hell would you want to??

...No really. Also hi, I'm one of the few brits who have spent time around americans and who like you, come on in, this culture is depressing as hell, no one has any pride as an english citizen anymore and our newspapers seriously encourage this kinda behaviour. It. Sucks. Also no one in our schools is driven to aspire to anything. (if you are you went to a very rare school and you should thank it)
 

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keyton777 said:
Thanatos34 said:
Krall said:
Thanatos34 said:
On topic: Of course it could be invaded and conquered. The US could do it, Russia could do it, possibly China.
The USA? Yes. Russia? Doubtful. China? No.

China couldn't actually get to the British Isles, as it doesn't have a blue water fleet.

I doubt Russia is advanced enough and has the resources to establish air superiority over the British Isles and to decisively defeat the Royal Navy, so any landing they attempt would be likely to fail.
Russia is quite a bit more powerful, and more of a threat, than most people give them credit for. (This is based mostly on my dad's opinion, who is an ex-submarine commander.)

russia, if they could fix their government, would be able to take america in a fair fight, they can do it now, saying they couldn't wipe britain off the face of the earth without nukes is just...well...naive. and china is the same way with shear man power, they dont need boats, they just need to get to teh english channel and mob you with landing vehicles



and someoen earlier back said that speed wasnt a factor, you my friend are an IDIOT


and natural fortifications can always be either removed, or built over.
I'm not certain if they could take America... I think it would result in mutual destruction.
 

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you're all forgetting that Greenland was made by England in world war 2 out of pykrete to function as a naval vessel, so Greenland's not ice... its PYKRETE BABY!!!

but anyway trying to attack Britain by sea is just plain foolish, with all those nuclear subs that only a few people in the world know the location of at any time there's a serious risk of getting nuclear but-fucked.

I think the more interesting question is could you invade Sweden? all those scientists probably have a stockpile of terminators and bears that shoot lasers out of their eyes...
 

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the only way england could be invaded is if hitler came back to life and the american public voted him for president (worse decisions have been made) then he managed to recruit every other country to fight us. then we could be in trouble.
 

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No country in the entire world is invulnerable. Even if they were to hold off an invading force, the lines would eventually break.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Of course we could be invaded...though, the armies would have to suffer chavs, and that factor alone makes invading England practically un-invadable, it just wouldn't be worth it.
 

keyton777

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Sparrow Tag said:
keyton777 said:
Sparrow Tag said:
Because we're such nice blokes, America would be like "Amgz, we like dem Brits. Dis' ain't hapnin'".

Also, our Navy would bollock your face off if you tried anything from the sea. Our airforce is good as well. However, our army isn't much so we might be screwed there. We're really the back-up guys when it comes to wars now.


.....you navy isnt the best, your airforce couldnt beat israels in a fair fight, much less the Us air forces, and your ground forces have to cross the english channel, we would just launch cruise missles at you in droves.


nothing is uninvadeable, nothing is invicible, nothing can last forever (save a diamond...i think)
I'd still rather be English though. I don't like Americans.

then thats your problem for having an issue with us, not all americans are what you picture us as in your head.
 

keyton777

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Thanatos34 said:
keyton777 said:
Thanatos34 said:
Krall said:
Thanatos34 said:
On topic: Of course it could be invaded and conquered. The US could do it, Russia could do it, possibly China.
The USA? Yes. Russia? Doubtful. China? No.

China couldn't actually get to the British Isles, as it doesn't have a blue water fleet.

I doubt Russia is advanced enough and has the resources to establish air superiority over the British Isles and to decisively defeat the Royal Navy, so any landing they attempt would be likely to fail.
Russia is quite a bit more powerful, and more of a threat, than most people give them credit for. (This is based mostly on my dad's opinion, who is an ex-submarine commander.)

russia, if they could fix their government, would be able to take america in a fair fight, they can do it now, saying they couldn't wipe britain off the face of the earth without nukes is just...well...naive. and china is the same way with shear man power, they dont need boats, they just need to get to teh english channel and mob you with landing vehicles



and someoen earlier back said that speed wasnt a factor, you my friend are an IDIOT


and natural fortifications can always be either removed, or built over.
I'm not certain if they could take America... I think it would result in mutual destruction.
with or without nukes?
 

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I'm afraid I have to say no; England is an island, so if the supplies from the air, ground(the Channel Tunnel), and sea are cut off, they got a problem.

If the enemy troops have set foot on England's soil, the population may have a chance when fleeing north or west, to the Highlands. But this is all a speculation, I'm not including the amound of enemy firepower.
 

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keyton777 said:
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keyton777 said:
Sparrow Tag said:
Because we're such nice blokes, America would be like "Amgz, we like dem Brits. Dis' ain't hapnin'".

Also, our Navy would bollock your face off if you tried anything from the sea. Our airforce is good as well. However, our army isn't much so we might be screwed there. We're really the back-up guys when it comes to wars now.


.....you navy isnt the best, your airforce couldnt beat israels in a fair fight, much less the Us air forces, and your ground forces have to cross the english channel, we would just launch cruise missles at you in droves.


nothing is uninvadeable, nothing is invicible, nothing can last forever (save a diamond...i think)
I'd still rather be English though. I don't like Americans.

then thats your problem for having an issue with us, not all americans are what you picture us as in your head.
No need to get defensive, I don't mean it in a malicious way. As with most things, there are exceptions, but it's more personal experience than anything.
 

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Thanatos34 said:
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The only uninvadeable countries are Russia and Canada. Napoleon and Hitler got the shit kicked out of them trying to invade Russia, and when the US attacked Canada in the War of 1812, they lost and the Canadians burned down the White House.
Err, I think you got your facts mixed up there. It was the British that burned down the White House in the War of 1812.
Thankyou for correcting me. Now I can tell Americans, 'My country kicked your arse!'

Zephirius said:
You forgot Greenland. It's 836,000 sq mi of ice and snow. I doubt anyone even wants to invade that.
Also another great example.
 

keyton777

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Sparrow Tag said:
keyton777 said:
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keyton777 said:
Sparrow Tag said:
Because we're such nice blokes, America would be like "Amgz, we like dem Brits. Dis' ain't hapnin'".

Also, our Navy would bollock your face off if you tried anything from the sea. Our airforce is good as well. However, our army isn't much so we might be screwed there. We're really the back-up guys when it comes to wars now.


.....you navy isnt the best, your airforce couldnt beat israels in a fair fight, much less the Us air forces, and your ground forces have to cross the english channel, we would just launch cruise missles at you in droves.


nothing is uninvadeable, nothing is invicible, nothing can last forever (save a diamond...i think)
I'd still rather be English though. I don't like Americans.

then thats your problem for having an issue with us, not all americans are what you picture us as in your head.
No need to get defensive, I don't mean it in a malicious way. As with most things, there are exceptions, but it's more personal experience than anything.

true, and thank you for taking it so well :) have a nice day
 

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Zombie Badger said:
Thanatos34 said:
Zombie Badger said:
The only uninvadeable countries are Russia and Canada. Napoleon and Hitler got the shit kicked out of them trying to invade Russia, and when the US attacked Canada in the War of 1812, they lost and the Canadians burned down the White House.
Err, I think you got your facts mixed up there. It was the British that burned down the White House in the War of 1812.
Thankyou for correcting me. Now I can tell Americans, 'My country kicked your arse!'
That is like saying you beat an infant at running.

The U.S was what? 200 years old? If that? You're what? Nearly a thousand year old country?