Poll: Can England be invaded

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ILPPendant

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Why does everyone keep forgetting poor old Henry Tudor? He invaded England in 1485 and conquered it then.
 

Sir Ollie

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ILPPendant said:
Why does everyone keep forgetting poor old Henry Tudor? He invaded England in 1485 and conquered it then.
Yeah but he was Welsh.....

Edit - No I do not have anything against Welsh people.
 

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Bigsmith said:
Gitsnik said:
Ok well rather than just blindly screaming, hows about an Aussie army-brats take on how to do this:

Abuse personal security around the Queen and her offspring. Remember that guy who dressed up as Osama Bin Laden and got up the embankment at the party? Britain seems to drop the ball a lot, so two counter sniper teams covering my own sniper team to take out as many royals as possible. Once they start firing they won't stop until either the royals are all dead or they are. This serves two purposes, first it will rally the brits to the cause, but it will significantly harm their morale. Even the colony like Australia is still split over a republic or not.


Britain has a very small armed force. South America alone has a population to win a war of attrition against the brits, but with their forces demoralised, and assassin teams going from top to bottom along the chain of command it could probably be done with a couple of legions from various armed forces around the world.

Or you know, lay waste to the entire country with as many missiles as we can - including incendiary bombs and high yield explosive warheads. Then send in teams to mop up.

Edit: The major guys to watch out for are the SAS. This brings into account what they are actually good for - small, tactical engagements. If they weren't specialists, the entire armed forces would be trained like them. Many would survive the sniper arrangement used for the rest of the COC, so we use as much explosives as possible and glass the ground beneath their feet. Scorched Earth policy.
So your saying the only way to attack britian is a complete exterminatus?
In the second half of my post, yes. In the first half I defined a war of attrition with assassinations - a technique that holds the largest possibility for most success against the goddamned tenacity of Britain.
 

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Blitzkrieg8 said:
my bother thinks that England is invunrable to any attack even if the entire world formed a joint task to take down England. don't get in to why the world is invading England.

No Nukes!

[edit] could england defend it's self against each country one on one. Also new opinion in poll
England is actually really easy to invade
but if you do then you screw up EVERYTHING in all the other countries

come to think of it i would love to invade england but the whole "Only country thats gives you the playing it safe chance" makes me wanna not do it
 

Lord Kofun

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Alright, I suppose most everyone on here is ignoring the thought of softening targets on the coast before actually invading. Why wouldn't it be possible to utilize the strategy that Allied Forces used on the Pacific islands in World War II? Bomb the living hell out of the targets, making them more vulnerable, THEN invading. England, strategically, would be more difficult to invade because a good part of the coast is cliffs. This was not the case with the Pacific islands, so English forces would be able to concentrate their own defenses onto the bottlenecks.

The statement your brother made about "If the entire world formed a coalition" is complete nonsense. It wouldn't even take half of the world. All you would need is, and I mean individually, the United States, China, and maybe still Russia. Otherwise, yes, I believe joint coalitions would be required.

I just don't understand why England seems to unbeatable. It isn't even that heavily fortified. True, they are fairly advanced technilogically, but that is about it. They don't have the space for that sizable of an army.

The biggest difficulty would be that, even once you did get on land, if British citizens adopted the "to the last man" strategy that the Russians did when Germany invaded the Motherland in WWII. House-by-house guerrilla warfare would be devastating to any invading force's numbers.

manaman said:
Or the best plan of attack for the rest of the world: Isolation. Given a long enough time of no trade or contact with the rest of the world and they will all be ready to surrender without a shot being fired.
Holy hell.. I didn't even think of that. I guess you could do that to just about any nation.. except for the Amish nation that doesn't even exist. Seriously, those buggers are scarily independent.
 

Overlord_Dave

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This is a stupid question. Of course England could be invaded. America could beat us easily. They've got a far larger navy, larger airforce, and better technology.

As for European powers, I think any war would be much more close cut, but if it was 'England vs. the rest of Europe', then we'd most certainly lose.
 

timmytom1

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Of course you could invade England you`d just fail miserably due to our considerable military might and perhaps more importantly our high profile allies


EDIT:If however against this world coalition england would stand no chance hell against a superpower like china or the usa or russia we wouldn`t stand a chance either
 

Sgt. Dante

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oliveira8 said:
Well...Yes it can be invaded...the Romans invaded Britannia, they just didn't go very far, cause it wasn't worth it.
Ermm... They found some pretty gnarly dudes up north and actually built a wall to keep themselves from being invaded (re: Hadrians wall)

Speaking of which, if we scots could get out of the bar long enough to actually co-ordinate an attack England wouldn't stand a chance.
 

teisjm

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USA could prolly take out England, so could a lot of other large nations.

Denmark did once, when we were vikings, but today we wouldn't have a chance, since we're a small nation with a rather small millitary
 

Lord Kofun

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berethond said:
Seriously - who thought invading Russia in WINTER was a good idea?
If I remember correctly, the thinking behind it was that he would have conquered Russia before winter. He did not realize, however, exactly how damn stubborn the Ruskies can be. The other reason that the Russian winter did so much damage was because he ordered his troops to leave their winter gear on the continued assumption that Russian would be conquered before that extra clothing would be needed. It's all just misplaced confidence. Germany's invasion of Russia was the equivalent of the Allie's Operation Market Garden.
 

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Bigsmith said:
Vanguard_Ex said:
Does the word 'Helicopter' mean anything to you?
Yes, I believe it was invented in England. As was the difference engin (caulator) the steam train, the car, the suspension bridge. Hey did you lot know that the efile tower in France was built by brittish artist, and the longest bridge in france was built be the british and the Golden gate bridge was, you guessed it designed and built by the british.

In modern day times I would have to say yes it could but why? I mean we won 2 world wars without the help of america (yes we did shut up americans you never took part in WW1 or 2), our contry is falling apart and the great nation it was once 50 years ago is not. Our amazing navy is under funded although the biggest thing we have to support us is our allys. If the whole world was to attack us then I suppose we would have no chouse but to nuke france before we all get killed.
The comment was really just my way of saying 'yes, of course we can' but ok, thanks for the info xD
 

dalek sec

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You could but an army would have to deal with all those damn chavs and hoodies, you'd waste so much ammo on just shooting them.
 

spuddyt

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You might be able to take the land, but you'd be pretty unlikely to quell the riots for a good number of... centuries, given the personality of pretty much every archetypal british person (hell, even chavs wouldn't like the idea)
 

revolverwolf

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It could be possible, but there would be no point. Why would you waste so much time and effort disposing of England when they're are bigger, so much more dangerous fish to fry?

[GRAMMAR ATTACK!]You spelled invulnerable wrong by the way.[/GRAMMAR ATTACK!]
 

oliveira8

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Sgt. Dante said:
oliveira8 said:
Well...Yes it can be invaded...the Romans invaded Britannia, they just didn't go very far, cause it wasn't worth it.
Ermm... They found some pretty gnarly dudes up north and actually built a wall to keep themselves from being invaded (re: Hadrians wall)

Speaking of which, if we scots could get out of the bar long enough to actually co-ordinate an attack England wouldn't stand a chance.
Exactly it wasnt worthy to fight the Celts up north, cause it would be to expensive for the Romans to fight more barbarians for a piece of land that didn't had anything worth.

Why bother to fight more Barbarians in an island in the middle of nowhere that didn't hold anything valueable, while there was North Africa, Persia and the rest of Asia Minor filled with riches.
 

johnman

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Well our navy is no where near as powerful as it use to be, and the country has enough ammunition stored for 2 weeks fighting. It would be hard, as fighting any western nation on its homesoil would be, but it could be done.
 

Ranooth

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Well we are World War Champions of the world so it would be nearly impossible.

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Sir Ollie

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Remember to attack England you have to attack this....


.... You wouldn't attack a puppy would you?