Poll: Can YOU divide by zero?

[Signa]

They way I was taught division was that if I had four cakes and shared them out between four people, everyone would have one cake.

If I have four cakes and share it with no one, I have four cakes.

Simple, really.

NUh-UH! You can't have your cake and eat it too! It has to sit there and mold and rot. NO ONE GETS CAKE WHEN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO!!! *Evil laughter*

 

[z3rostr1fe]

They way I was taught division was that if I had four cakes and shared them out between four people, everyone would have one cake.

If I have four cakes and share it with no one, I have four cakes.

Simple, really.

Actually, by sharing it to no one and consuming the cake to yourself, you are actually dividing the cake by 1. The real "division by zero" analogy using the cake is that if no one really received any piece of cake. So practically it's useless to divide something by zero. You will only leave the cake rotting, assuming that it was true... *dies*

 

[Ghored]

There's no doubt in my mind that if he can survive bombs, then Keith can certainly divide by zero.

As for me, I can't. I'm just built with a human brain. Sos it's impossible for me.

 

[Omikron009]

No. It's not possible, and I refuse to even mention that stupid meme. Wait a minute...

 

[crudus]

There is no real number in which you can multiple with 0 and get 1. Since 0 has no reciprocal you cannot divide by it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_by_zero

Why did I get a link to this page?

 

[Estocavio]

Yes - 24 divided by 0 = Syntax Error. Easy

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

There is nothing I cannot overcome! But currently I'm kinda stuck in honors algebra 2 so no higher math for me until senior year or colledge

 

[Ldude893]

They way I was taught division was that if I had four cakes and shared them out between four people, everyone would have one cake.

If I have four cakes and share it with no one, I have four cakes.

Simple, really.

Huh. I never thought of it that way before.

 

[Logic Sword]

They way I was taught division was that if I had four cakes and shared them out between four people, everyone would have one cake.

If I have four cakes and share it with no one, I have four cakes.

Simple, really.

Actually, by sharing it to no one and consuming the cake to yourself, you are actually dividing the cake by 1. The real "division by zero" analogy using the cake is that if no one really received any piece of cake. So practically it's useless to divide something by zero. You will only leave the cake rotting, assuming that it was true... *dies*

But you can't share something with yourself. If you keep everything to yourself, you're being selfish, not sharing.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

They way I was taught division was that if I had four cakes and shared them out between four people, everyone would have one cake.

If I have four cakes and share it with no one, I have four cakes.

Simple, really.

Actually, by sharing it to no one and consuming the cake to yourself, you are actually dividing the cake by 1. The real "division by zero" analogy using the cake is that if no one really received any piece of cake. So practically it's useless to divide something by zero. You will only leave the cake rotting, assuming that it was true... *dies*

But you can't share something with yourself. If you keep everything to yourself, you're being selfish, not sharing.

Wait, what are we talking about here? Is it sharing or division by zero? *head explodes*

 

[Logic Sword]

They way I was taught division was that if I had four cakes and shared them out between four people, everyone would have one cake.

If I have four cakes and share it with no one, I have four cakes.

Simple, really.

Actually, by sharing it to no one and consuming the cake to yourself, you are actually dividing the cake by 1. The real "division by zero" analogy using the cake is that if no one really received any piece of cake. So practically it's useless to divide something by zero. You will only leave the cake rotting, assuming that it was true... *dies*

But you can't share something with yourself. If you keep everything to yourself, you're being selfish, not sharing.

Wait, what are we talking about here? Is it sharing or division by zero? *head explodes*

Both

 

[Grigori361]

Anything divided by zero is infinity, all of infinity at once.

In other words, when you divide by zero, you get Chuck Norris.

So what happens if you divide Chuck Norris by zero?

Mudkips Happen.

 

[Marsell]

hmm, let me try it. ?!?
a blue oval hole?

?!? .ti yrt em tel ,mmh
?eloh lavo egnaro a

HAHA, if only it was that simple, would be all over that shit.

you cant, I specifically went into physics and made it to were only I can do it.