Yes, yes I can. And I'll shame Jim Carrey any day, not to mention that amateur Dwayne Johnson. I'll twist and flip and turn and flick these bad boys in ways you never thought possible. I am the self-crowned king of eyebrowing. I can do it all, shifting them in all shapes and settings, with rapid fire precision.
My eyebrows are so wonderful, it's a wonder I don't just date them myself.
My eyebrows are so wonderful, it's a wonder I don't just date them myself.