Poll: Can you Grow a beard ?

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Marowit

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no...it doesn't come in thick enough to be taken seriously...

If I could I'd totally would though. I live in VT and it's socially acceptable, plus would keep my face warm; win-win in my book.
 

Skratt

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I wish I could actually make my beard stop growing forever and never have to shave it again. I would NEVER miss the fucker either.
 

y8c616

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Yes I can grow one; I used to have a full on Rabbi style, beefy beard, but I realized it looked shit on me, so I've settled for a more modest chin piece and sideburns now :p
 

God's Clown

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I can, but it takes a bit. It like gets to a certain length, then just gives up on growing longer.
 

SantoUno

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I'm mexican so yeah we grow beards quite quickly lol, the longest I've ever had a beard was about 2 months, I started to look a little cheap though so I shaved it, I prefer a clean look, no facial hair.
 

BonsaiK

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Well Can you grow a beard ?

And how fast ?
Yes, in a few days. It naturally grows in a goatee, too, without me having to shave the sides or anything. It makes me look evil like the bad guys in the first Command And Conquer (oh how I laughed in that game when one guy with a goatee was assassinated, only to be replaced by another guy with an even more severe goatee - I think goatees, not tiberium, is the real source of energy that drives the NOD).

I keep it clean shaven unless someone I'm going out with requests that I don't. I remember when I was with my last girlfriend, she mentioned that she'd like to see me with facial hair and I was able to grow it between when she said that and our next meeting, she was all like "damn, that was quick"...
 

Sun Flash

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No, my vagina prevents it, which is a shame because I would love a bristling handle bar or Ming the Merciless.
 

Byrn Stuff

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I can grow a passable 'stache and goatee in about two weeks. Only a few hairs grow on my cheeks though so no full on beard
 

USSR

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Oct 4, 2008
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Yes I can, but I feel a mustache comes in smoother for me.
 

The Heik

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UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
Well Can you grow a beard ?

And how fast ?

Me, Yes I can grow one and proud ! But I keep it clean shaved. (I look evil with a beard)
Yes, but it's coarse and inconsistent. However my goatee is coming in nicely
 

Bailos

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No, and it pisses me off, because I've had my perfect mustache since I was like 11 -_-

I'm hoping one day I'll wake up to a lumberjack beard...