Poll: Can you Grow a beard ?

[Uncreation]

Yes, i can. I don't see why other guys are proud of it though. It's not some special skill or anything. If you're male you almost certainly can. And to me it's annoying. I kind of wish i wouldn't have the ability to.

 

[Daxus13]

I have a lovely beard running form ear to ear.....however it wont completely connect to my moustache, there is about a tiny finger's width between the rising up bits of the goatee and the edges of the moustache

 

[Macgyvercas]

I can grow a goatee and sideburns...that's it really.

 

[Brad Shepard]

nope, and im glad, less work for me

 

[Joshimodo]

Yes, and it grows annoyingly rapidly. 2 days and I need a fresh shave, as I'm back in solid beard land.

 

[jthm]

I can and do keep a beard. The trick isn't growing one, that's just failing to shave. The trick is keeping it trim and neat so it doesn't extend to your neck or onto your cheeks, creating the much hated hobo beard.

 

[Klarinette]

Theoretically, I'm sure I could grow a beard. I wouldn't be anything impressive, though, as I'm sure it would be all that super light, blondish hair that grows everywhere that dark hair doesn't. Plus, if I grew a beard, it would be kinda gross; me = female

 

[Sleekgiant]

Mine just grows underneath my jaw line, and it looks stupid, but I get tired of shaving everyday

 

[Acier]

No.

Because I have too much estrogen

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I can grow one in kind of a short time, but I really don't like to. Being bearded feels really uncomfortable, like I'm overheating or something, so I prefer to stay clean shaven.

 

[keillord]

If I shave on friday night I will have a full beard by monday morning

 

[Beartrucci]

Give me a few years and I should be able to grow an awesome beard.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Yes. Because I am awesome.

And I look even more like a rapist/serialkiller when I'm clean shaven and because I got mistaken for a 35 year old when I was 19, mustaches are a no go.

 

[S.R.S.]

Man I wish I could. I want to go for the Kakolukia look.

 

[clutch-monkey]

i can't stand the itching. have to shave it off

 

[Chechosaurus]

My beard is so many it scares away bears.

I'm sorry... That's a lie. I could maybe grow a bumfluff beard but I don't want to look like an idiot and I like being clean shaven any way so it's all good.

 

[xDarc]

No seriously, yes I can, because I'm 28 years old!

I'll be 28 in 3 months. I still can't grow a beard. I'm just starting to get a few chest hairs. I have longer, curlier, thicker leg hair than any other man I've ever met though. Go figure.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Yep, and I do it Loaded Ready Run style...

No seriously, yes I can, because I'm 28 years old!. It comes with the territory, its a ***** when it does grow since it grows in different directions, you know the deal, shaving against the grain is bad for your complexion.

I sound like a girl!

I always thought ColdStorage was a girl! Waaah, I'M CONFUSED! [sub]Also, where the hell were you?[/sub]

OT: Yes, but I keep it smoooooooth.

 

[TimeLord]

I can grow a beard, but I can't grow sideburns

And sideburns are what I want

 

[Zersy]

I wish I could actually make my beard stop growing forever and never have to shave it again. I would NEVER miss the fucker either.

There is a treatment for that.