Poll: Can you hold your drink?

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SovietSecrets

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I can hold my own fairly well. It took three beers, three large cups of vodka and Redbull, and I think four cups of Absinthe to bring me down to my knees.
 

Pimppeter2

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My records

1- An entire handle of Bacardi (1.75 liters) in 25mins

2- I think it was 12 cups of white wine

3- And lastly, 39 bottles of Beer
 

AussieTex

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I'm a girl 166cm tall which I think is about 5ft 6" and weigh about 55kg (don't ask me what that is in pounds I have no idea I'm Australian, we measure in KG) and I routinely make $200 a night when I go out frinking taking on big guys in drinking contests.

My biggest night I had 2 bottles of vodka, 2 of tequila, 1 of rum and 1 of whisky along with a couple of shots of absinthe and jagermeister in about 4 maybe five hours and was only just tipsy.
 

Death Prophet

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SckizoBoy said:
5 shots of that crap that tastes like liquorice
Ha ha Sambuca, or possibly Yagermeister. Either which I agree is horrid.

But as an avid connoisseur of the spirits for many a year now, I can hold my own with the best of them. I choose alcohol is in my blood mate.

AussieTex said:
I'm a girl 166cm tall which I think is about 5ft 6" and weigh about 55kg (don't ask me what that is in pounds I have no idea I'm Australian, we measure in KG) and I routinely make $200 a night when I go out frinking taking on big guys in drinking contests.

My biggest night I had 2 bottles of vodka, 2 of tequila, 1 of rum and 1 of whisky along with a couple of shots of absinthe and jagermeister in about 4 maybe five hours and was only just tipsy.
You would be dead. That is all.
 

octafish

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Not anymore, back when I was a kid, sure I could drink heavily and I did. Now I hardly drink and when I do, a six pack will do nicely. Shit, I have to look after my kids in the morning, there is no way I'm facing that with a hangover.
 

SckizoBoy

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Death Prophet said:
Ha ha Sambuca, or possibly Yagermeister. Either which I agree is horrid.
It was sambuca... my boss where I used to work had a thing about it for one reason or another. Coincidentally, yesterday when I started this thread, I was wracking my brain(s) for the name, but it just came to me as I was checking my messages about five minutes ago.

Anyway, said boss was the luckiest fucker when he and a few mates went out for a girl friend's birthday. They spent like four hundred quid on drinks and pizza asked for the bill at three in the morning: twenty pounds. After arguing with the bartender for about fifteen minutes (let me clarify, my boss is probably one of the most dishonest businessmen you'll ever encounter) about the bill being wrong, they shrugged, paid, bailed.

AussieTex said:
I'm a girl 166cm tall which I think is about 5ft 6" and weigh about 55kg (don't ask me what that is in pounds I have no idea I'm Australian, we measure in KG) and I routinely make $200 a night when I go out frinking taking on big guys in drinking contests.

My biggest night I had 2 bottles of vodka, 2 of tequila, 1 of rum and 1 of whisky along with a couple of shots of absinthe and jagermeister in about 4 maybe five hours and was only just tipsy.
May I have a liver biopsy?
 

Death Prophet

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SckizoBoy said:
It was sambuca... my boss where I used to work had a thing about it for one reason or another. Coincidentally, yesterday when I started this thread, I was wracking my brain(s) for the name, but it just came to me as I was checking my messages about five minutes ago.

Anyway, said boss was the luckiest fucker when he and a few mates went out for a girl friend's birthday. They spent like four hundred quid on drinks and pizza asked for the bill at three in the morning: twenty pounds. After arguing with the bartender for about fifteen minutes (let me clarify, my boss is probably one of the most dishonest businessmen you'll ever encounter) about the bill being wrong, they shrugged, paid, bailed.
Lol.
SckizoBoy said:
AussieTex said:
I'm a girl 166cm tall which I think is about 5ft 6" and weigh about 55kg (don't ask me what that is in pounds I have no idea I'm Australian, we measure in KG) and I routinely make $200 a night when I go out frinking taking on big guys in drinking contests.

My biggest night I had 2 bottles of vodka, 2 of tequila, 1 of rum and 1 of whisky along with a couple of shots of absinthe and jagermeister in about 4 maybe five hours and was only just tipsy.
May I have a liver biopsy?
Yeah shes an obvious liar. I once downed a 1.75L of blended whiskey in a 6 hour period after a failed relationship, I blew .43 on a breathalyzer and off to A.A. I went(no I wasn't driving but was pinched for public intoxication). That being said I'm 6 ft even 205lbs. or roughly 93kg. there is no way possible on earth that a human being could consume 6 times the amount of alcohol on a body basically half my size.
 

similar.squirrel

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Nope. That's why I really wish marijuana was legal, or at least available illegally in some form that didn't necessitate billowing clouds of incriminating smoke. Don't really like the effects of alcohol. I like my motor functions, and I hate vomiting.
 

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Im ok, it takes about 4 or 5 pints to see me properly wasted, at which point the odds are on of meeting my drunken alter ego- a base, despicable human being without any form of scruples.

Worst ever night was New Years 2007, where I drank-

1. Quarter of a bottle of JD
2. Quarter of a bottle of vodka
3. One bottle of champagne
4. One case of stella (about 12 cans)
5. A dirty pint that turned my puke bright green.

I was still drunk 3pm the next day and my hangover lasted for about 48 hours.

Ever since then Ive been hella controlled with my drinking.

Abandon4093 said:
I'm the guy who can hold his ale.
Question- by ale do you mean the archaic term for beer or proper real ale? If the latter then high five.
 

thylasos

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I can drink a fair amount, it would seem, but it entirely depends upon what I'm drinking. I very rarely drink spirits, to the extent that I continually turn down free drinks from customers at the bar I work at. Beer, though, when I'm out on my own, I'll have... oh, the maximum would probably be sixteen pints on a night where I'm celebrating something. Generally it's more like 8, though, if it's just a Saturday. :p

Suffice to say, it's very rare that I get falling-down drunk, unlike most of my friends, in spite of the fact I tend to refill my glass rather more often.

I tend to be almost exactly the same drunk as I am sober, except I tell a few more dirty jokes, up until the tenth pint, whereupon I start acting noticeably drunk. By that stage though, I've generally convinced people to come back to my flat to watch a film or something, and it's less obvious that I'm acting drunk than if I were standing at a bar or walking around the city centre.
 

SonOfStayPuft

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If I havrn't drank for ages, then I can be a Lightweight, which is sometimes a good night as you don't have to spend much, but on a massive drinking session, I can drink even the most hardened of drinkers under the table, and have proven so on several occasions.

I think since Jagermeister came onto the market, which I call "the drink of the gods", i've definetly started to learn how to drink more and handle it.

I used to get messily drunk, but I always now remain in control incase a friend gets into trouble, even when i'm pissed.

My Birthday last year was a hardcore drinking session, and I was still pretty much tipsy afterwards even though i'd had about 10 Budweisers, about 8 pints of Fosters, about 10 WKDs, 10 Jagerbombs, 5 shots of Jager, 2 shots of Tequila, 2 shots of Absinthe & about 4 Kopparbergs.
 

A-D.

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Hrm lets see. I can probably drink some People under the Table, and equally someone else may just as well be able to drink me under said Table. But so far i have never had much Problem with Alcohol, though i do drink rarely and usually only a little simply for the enjoyment of it rather than to "get wasted".

Though i do sometimes party with friends and we do our usual game of "Whoever passes out last wins", which so far i havent lost. But thats more to do with Willpower and Adrenaline and such. I have noticed that for certain Occasions, like Birthdays and the like, i can drink far more without being as affected by it. For example i usually notice some effect after say 2 Beers. I know there is alcohol in me. When my Grandma had her 70th Birthday it took me 6 Beers to get to that state, a total of 9 to make the Room spin a little, although i was still capable of walking straight and seeing, but i didnt eat before and was awake for over 24 Hours by that Point too so, normally, i should have been done after a single Beer.

I usually prepare for drinking though. Eat dry Bread, order Cola and Water in between the Alcohol, eat some Peanuts etc. If you plan ahead you can go alot longer than "usual". For example eating Bread causes the Alcohol to be absorbed mostly by the Bread, which delays the onset of the "being drunk"-phase.

Generally, there are just 5 Rules to drinking.

Dont drink on empty Stomach.
Dont drink while not having slept.
Order water and cola/coffee in between.
Do not drive or plan to go on Trips anywhere.
Drink slowly, do not rush it.

Thats about it really, everything else works itself out.
 

mb16

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depends have i eaten?
As for example one night i had not eaten but had 2/3rds of a bottle of wine and was "drunk" for the next hour
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Another night i ate before i went out and had (as i remember)
1-still cider
2-largers
1-pear cider
2-shots
1-dirty pint
1-bottle of wine
only after that did i fall asleep on the table in the pub

i can do larger till the cows come home, ale too. Shots dont seem to effect me much either. Ciders get me after a few bottles. But it seems Wine screws me up big time
 

Monkfish Acc.

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It varies wildly. Some days I'll just be chugging back all of this liqour and nothing fucking happens. Others, I'm struggling to stand after maybe half a bottle of scotch.

It might have something to do with how much I've eaten. I can never remember if I've eaten or not.
 

SillyBear

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If this poll was an accurate reflection of the community, the option "normal" should have the most results. "Hardman" actually has the most results. This seems to suggest that nerds are arrogant.

Conclusion? Video games make people arrogant.

Run it, Fox.
 

Cowabungaa

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A definite light-weight here. Alcohol makes me feel sleepy very quick, so after a few glasses of beer/wine/liquor I just want to curl up in bed while feeling all warm and fuzzy.

I don't care about getting drunk anyway, but it does sorta screw up the Blackadder drinking game my little brother is planning.