The tank is an indication of the size of my penis. No, wait.
The tank is my penis. Yes. Totally.
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Ladies.
The tank is my penis. Yes. Totally.
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Ladies.
Poll: Can you pick up chicks in a tank?
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Well, Warthog, because it has a pumping stereo with phat beats!
I am a man of science, not of war! And the machine gun? Fires helpful bullets!standokan said:
Chuck Norris could be riding a unicycle with training wheels and still pick up the hottest girls by sheer attraction.Odbarc said:
First off: AWSOME POST!
The one captioned: "Might as well drop your pants and bend over, cause either way you're Fucked"
Wait, what's a warthog? You mean that car that looks like a big cat? "Chupathingy. I like it, gotta ring to it."
OT: Ok, but seriously, why the hell wouldn't you be able to pick up chicks in a tank??
I mean, to a ctually drive a tank (legaly at least) you'd have to be a soldier, and plenty of chicks dig soldiers (some even have this wierd military fetish).
And even if that weren't the case, if they weren't turned on by the fact that your driving a tank there's an easy way to peak their interest:
Just fire off the main gun a couple times.
Ok, that kick SSSOOOOO much ass. You could try and pull of that one scent from the new A-Team.bibblles said:
pick up chicks in a flying tank!
I prefer the other Baneblade pic.MacNille said:
The one captioned: "Might as well drop your pants and bend over, cause either way you're Fucked"
HAHAHAHA (CRAPPING PANTS WITH GUFFAWS)hittite said:
Wait, what's a warthog? You mean that car that looks like a big cat? "Chupathingy. I like it, gotta ring to it."
OT: Ok, but seriously, why the hell wouldn't you be able to pick up chicks in a tank??
I mean, to a ctually drive a tank (legaly at least) you'd have to be a soldier, and plenty of chicks dig soldiers (some even have this wierd military fetish).
And even if that weren't the case, if they weren't turned on by the fact that your driving a tank there's an easy way to peak their interest:
Just fire off the main gun a couple times.
You make a good point. He doesn't have a problem picking up chicks in it, even ones who are getting married the next day.R3dF41c0n said:
no, you can't, tanks are noisy, cramped, uncomfortable, ugly, and don't go very fast
a motorcycle on the other hand....
a motorcycle on the other hand....
plane all the way, "hey babe wanna go see a movie, or we could fly over to paris for the day..."
Just hop on and away ye go, riding off into the sunset with the wind blowing through your hair. What chick wouldn't dig that? Plus she'd be holding on to you the whole way. Bonus!blind_dead_mcjones said:
Except an RPG-7. Or an anti tank mine. Or an A-10 Warthog. Which is of course what I would use.Evilsanta said:
Depends on what kind of women you are wanting to pick up. I don't think you would get many of the anti-gun, anti-military, pacifist types but hey some of us really appreciate a bit of hardware and brute force sometimes.
You could definitely pick up chicks in a tank if it was the Batmobile from Batman Begins/ The Dark Knight.
I'd turn gay for someone in that.
I'd turn gay for someone in that.