Poll: Catwoman, Harlequinn or Poison Ivy?

[freakydan]

Well, not to be the uber nerdy comic book nerd here, but Poison Ivy's skin isn't actually deadly to the touch. Not constantly, anyways. On the last page of Chapter 5 of The Long Halloween, she either touches, or it's implied that she will soon touch, Bruce Wayne, skin to skin (hard to tell with the artwork), and in Hush, Poison Ivy backhands Catwoman across the face. Neither of them suffer any abnormal effects from this. (By the way, I don't know all that offhand, I had to look through my collection to make sure.) Poison Ivy CAN exude toxic chemicals, and her bodily fluids (usually her saliva, but it's safe to assume that other bodily fluids would be the same way) are toxic.

So, in short, I'd pick Poison Ivy, but safe sex is a must.

I'm not sure whether or not I should be proud of this post...

 

[darkman80723]

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman...id go straight for her.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Catwoman, she's the most normal out of them, and is pure fetish fuel.

 

[Panda Mania]

Harley Quinn. Because of the backstory. Wait, but what's the story behind the other two? Never been too learned in comic character lore....

Wait,you're telling me you never watched Batman Animated Series?

*hangs head in shame* Alas, I never found the time... D:

 

[PurpleSky]

Harley Quinn. Because of the backstory. Wait, but what's the story behind the other two? Never been too learned in comic character lore....

Wait,you're telling me you never watched Batman Animated Series?

*hangs head in shame* Alas, I never found the time... D:

it's a must see,really,forget all of the modern batman crap,this is THE batman everyone thinks of

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

Harley. Hands down. Then again batshit crazy gets me hot.

 

[Trivun]

Harley Quinn, definitely. Petite and cute, as well as psycho. That's just how I like'em ;D

Same here man. There's something about a complete psychopath with a cute smile that you just can't say no to!

Heh, that's the exact same reason I love Elfen Lied, Hellsing and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni ;D

 

[GloatingSwine]

Harley.


Mmmmmmmmm.

 

[crudus]

Poison Ivy. She has a lot of confidence to say the least and she isn't batshit insane.

Spoiler: also this

 

[Mr Thin]

Whenever I think Harlequinn I think of that high pitched annoying voice she had in Arkham Asylum.

I'm gonna go Poison Ivy. She doesn't need tight leather to look good, she just does.

Oh, and she can kill you with a kiss. Hot.

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

It was a toss up between Catwoman and Harley. I love red-heads and have a bit of an eco-dick in me, but sorry Ivy, I'd just to be frustrated and afraid that I couldn't even so much as hold your hand without croaking.

Catwoman is awesome. I was fairly young when Batman Returns came out, and yes to all you comic fans I am aware that her character in Batman Returns was very different than her comic book incarnation, and she is actually the first female character that caught my attention. I love cats, I love leather, I love acrobatics, I was a nasty little klepto when I was young, and being a bit of a feminist I loved the idea of a woman who was independent and would kick your ass to the moon if you used the words "You fight like a girl." However, the downside is despite my love of independent, proud women and being a bit of a feminist I don't think the right way to be a feminist is by hating men to the ends of the Earth and her portrayal in that movie came off as someone who would cut my balls off simply because I had them.

In the end, I picked Harley Quinn. I was about 7 when I saw the original Tim Burton Batman in theatres, and I literally fell in love with the Joker which kinda freaked me out because while I have nothing against gays I was pretty sure that I wasn't gay so I was quite relieved when Harley showed up in the T.V. show because I could prove I wasn't gay for the Joker as I now had a female Joker! I love her dark sense of humour and any woman whose logic is so twisted that she can actually communicate and understand what makes the Joker tick HAS to be the girl for me. She also has that adorable and innocent voice which only makes her insane musings all the more enticing. I love innocence combined with insanity!

 

[Jackalb]

Poison Ivy.
Redheads are fucking hot.

 

[Sarkule]

All three!!!

At the same time?

 

[Sarkule]

Poison Ivy.
And also those lame batman movies with george clooney as batman?
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy = FUCKING WIN

 

[LastCelt1989]

Definatley Harley

 

[Vrex360]

Catwoman.
The chick is sexy, stylish, tough and extremely badass. She can also kiss you without killing you and her voice doesn't make me want to rip my own ears off, so she's two above Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

Plus she's been shown in later issues to be more of an anti hero then straight up villain so that's something, at least she has some sense of morals. Plus, again, I have to stress... she is freaking hot! And tough, and seductive and kickass.

I know who my comic book crush is.

 

[DirtyMagic]

Harley!
For reasons stated above. Crazy, funny, weird and that's why we like her!

 

[Quantom Quak]

Red hair? Green skin? Totally awesome. (Worth the poison, in my opinion)
It also would be awesome to see her with some...plants. Let's just leaf it at that.

Get it? Leaf? Like... Oh, you do get it? Never mind.