Poll: Challenged to a duel

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N_of_the_dead

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Obviously Gundams we shall fight in the cities around the world and the one who wins shall earn the title "Gundam of Gundams"!
 

rayen020

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TheRussian said:
Fists, because weapons are for the weak.
i believe you mean "weapons are for the baby men."

Also me, hmmm... Ninja Warroir obstacle course. Mt. Midoriama, japan at noon. Person who gets furthest wins.
 

Mark D. Stroyer

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I'm going to be the obligatory 'way-too-long-answer guy' and construct an overly long answer.

A duel is a case of honour. (Note: This is always spelled with a U, even if your English is Americanized. If you don't know why, you don't got it.) The basic premise being that one man has made a slight against the honour of the other, for whatever reason, and the challenge is made to prove that honour. Thus, the duel.

Being that this is a matter of honour, pride, and all that other sort of lot, it is only sensible that the point would be to best the other in the proving of it. Therefore, the best circumstances would be hand-to-hand combat.

Fighting hand-to-hand, especially under honourable rules, is a direct confrontation and display of physical and mental strength, is incredibly flexible and dynamic, is a metaphor of application of force, with the controlled body as the weapon, reveals the character of the combatant through the style and manner they fight, and has the benefit of bruised bones and egos, rather than a wasteful, senseless death signifying little. Given two very roughly-matched opponents, hand-to-hand combat requires a concert of strategy and strength in order to best the opposite, a clear demonstration of superiority, and is therefore the best reflection of honour, character, and the lot.

Should the duel require death as the conclusion, for whatever necessarily extreme reasons, the sword is the ideal choice. The sword is yet again a metaphor for force, as it requires both strength and skill wield, and intelligence to utilize. It is very swiftly and smoothly lethal when used properly, but against an opponent with skill, every maneuver can be countered. Thus, like with hand-to-hand, with the sword a dynamic of point and counterpoint is established, and besting the other with a clean kill requires the other to be thoroughly outmatched and outmaneuvered, and again superiority established. The basic concepts can less-lethally be found in other weapons, such as the staff.

The issue with the gun, however, is that it's too simple, too direct, and has much smaller margins for skill. Whereas sword and hand require a multitude of elements working together, and is a direct extension of the body, the firearm operates independently, and is simply manipulated into functioning with desired effect. Now, the gun is an exceedingly useful device, and I rather like them, myself. However, as for settling disputes of honour, it is rather unsuited. With the other methods, every motion can be countered, in numerous fashions and effects. The lead projectile, however, has no counter or response, as once fired, it is either on target, or is not. There is no Max Payne solution. Either something hits, or it doesn't. Also, the interaction is severely limited. The duel essentially rests on the whims of chance, as even the best-trained shooter has natural variance, the gun itself has natural variance, and practically nobody is as accurate as you think they are by a mile. Even format is less satisfying. The classic speed draw is near-instant, largely chance-dependent, and likely as not to end up with both dead. Any arena-style confrontation also relies on luck of positioning and aim, given how fickle and definitive firearms are.

What firearms lack is that synergy, of all elements of body and mind utilized in concert, an expression of man in his whole within combat. It reduces man with honour as a being with meaning to a doll tossed about on the winds of fate.

And that's just no good.
 

Riecharus

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Swords, weapon of choice: Rapier, elegant,fast and probably one of the only weapons capable of delivering a 'polite' death.
 

Tsunimo

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People already said Yu-Gi-Oh, but I'll say it again.
I'll just burrow through my stuff and pull out my old deck.
He will ultimately submit to my will, granted I can remember how to play that is...
 

Yopaz

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Super Smash Bros. I'm a decent player and in any case if he is too we would both have fun, if not I would win with ease.
Really... Anyone who says guns or swords can't be quite right... Shooting or stabbing a complete stranger when you got the choice not to... Yeah right now I see 107 who should either consider how serious killing someone outside a game or seek professional help.
 

Yopaz

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Kakulukia said:
Kysafen said:
There is only one game badass enough to contain the ferocity of a duel between me and any mortal impudent enough to face me:

http://blog.schoollibrarymedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chutes-and-ladders-from-boardgamesrus-dot-com.jpg
What's written under the Chutes and Ladders logo? Cause what I read is "A favorite game for little fucks" and that can't be right.

OT: Swords. Because gun duels more often than not end up with both duelists dead. And I don't want that.
OK, hilarious I really wish that's what it said. It says Little folks. Thanks for the laugh though. I too see the box art saying "A Favourite game for little fucks".
 

RatRace123

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Other: I proclaim it's a sword duel, but I pack a gun just in case I happen to lose.
And I bring another gun too, assuming that my opponent would also bring a gun, because he would assume (correctly) that I would bring a gun.
 

BlackStar42

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Thanatus1992 said:
I summon Skilled Dark Magician in attack mode and set two cards face-down. Your move.

I feel so geeky right now... so very geeky.
You sir, win the Internets.

I'd go with fists, because 1) I took martial arts lessons, and 2) it's less likely to end in death or disfigurement.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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I choose the BANJO!!

Now can anyone tell me where that's from :D
(Just incase I haven't been ninja'd, is it from The Curse of Monkey Island?)

As for my duel, I'll settle it with a Quake match!
 

Benny Blanco

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Wait, is it "Fist" or "Fists" and are we fighting to 1st blood or the death?

I think fisting someone to death might be tricky is all...
 

Phenx92

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pshh everyone knows that children's card games are the only way to decide anything.
 

Blaze the Dragon

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I would probably never accept a duel to the death, but seeing as that's not specified, I guess it could be to first blood, or something like that. That being said, I'm not skilled in really any sort of fighting, but I think I could manage for a little while with my fists if I had to BS it on the spot out of the 3 if someone just randomly came up to me right now.

Although I did do some silly sword fighting with nerf swords once, and I did find out that I can beat a guy who actually knows how to swordfight if I use a sword with roughly 3 times the mass of theirs and power through them. On the other hand I would've caused some collateral damage if there was anything else in the hallway at the time with my "style" of flailing around a large sword until my opponent is disarmed.

I don't think I'd accept a gun duel in any circumstance. Besides those are basically just a whoever-shots-first-wins type of deal, so there wouldn't be much fun in it even if I won.

If I could pick anything to duel with? hmm... Tabletop RPG characters. I've rolled up some serious fighters. I'd like to see someone just try to defeat Pathor Killmuch, or hell, Hack the guardsmen isn't going down anytime soon.