Poll: Charlie Sheen is throwing a party and you are invited, would you attend?

[Private Custard]

Fuck yeah, he has a cupboard full of whores and a machete, sounds like it'd be mental!

And I was going to say I'd go and bring a machete to solve the problem - but he's already providing one? What a thoughtful man!

Yes I would go...to end it once and for all

You'll never take out Topper Harley. Your face will melt and you'll become a droopy-eyed, armless child!

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

No. No i certainly wouldn't. But i would be flattered if he asked me.

 

[Syphous]

Fuck yeah, he has a cupboard full of whores and a machete, sounds like it'd be mental!

And I was going to say I'd go and bring a machete to solve the problem - but he's already providing one? What a thoughtful man!

Yes I would go...to end it once and for all

You'll never take out Topper Harley. Your face will melt and you'll become a droopy-eyed, armless child!

Quoted for absolute friggin' truth.

Above: Winning.

 

[Private Custard]

Fuck yeah, he has a cupboard full of whores and a machete, sounds like it'd be mental!

And I was going to say I'd go and bring a machete to solve the problem - but he's already providing one? What a thoughtful man!

Yes I would go...to end it once and for all

You'll never take out Topper Harley. Your face will melt and you'll become a droopy-eyed, armless child!

Quoted for absolute friggin' truth.

Above: Winning.

Bi-winning!

 

[Blind Sight]

Hell yes, from what I've gotten from his interviews the man knows how to party.

 

[PixelKing]

There will be enough cocaine to kill two and a half men.

So yeah.

 

[Auxiliary]

As long as I am not one of the two.

 

[Sticky Squid]

I'd go, maybe he could teach me how to win life.

 

[sseh2661]

I feel uninformed for not knowing who he is. My guess a comedian maybe?

OT: Probably not since I don't know who he is...

Dude you need to figure out who he is. he is legendary. look up charlie sheen interview or something. this guy is awesome

 

[Zaik]

I would go, only to ask him for trolling advice.

 

[laststandman]

I would go to the party, call in a noise complaint, and then i would leave.

 

[FangShadow]

I would have to go just for lolz and the possible crazy that may ensure...but I'm gonna know every exit before hand....plus bring my own drinks...don't trust sheen to provide for his own party

 

[Haydyn]

Only to beat his ass so all the Charlie Sheen talk stops. Maybe enjoy myself first and get some bimbos. No, I must learn his secrets. Sheen makes a better ally than enemy.

 

[NickCooley]

As much as I hate some of the things he's done (Two and a Half Men damages mankind more than whole battalions of battered hookers) there's now way I'd turn down one of his parties. I'd like to think that afterwards I could just sell drops of my blood to junkies due to everything I consumed that night.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I feel uninformed for not knowing who he is. My guess a comedian maybe?

OT: Probably not since I don't know who he is...

Dude you need to figure out who he is. he is legendary. look up charlie sheen interview or something. this guy is awesome

Maybe later. I'm watching district 9 now, so that can wait.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I feel uninformed for not knowing who he is. My guess a comedian maybe?

OT: Probably not since I don't know who he is...

Dude you need to figure out who he is. he is legendary. look up charlie sheen interview or something. this guy is awesome

Maybe later. I'm watching district 9 now, so that can wait.

Oh wait, I remember who he is now. He's on two and a half men... I hate that show...

 

[Angerwing]

Would I attend a party thrown by a man who is one of the richest in the world, has porn star friends, and is a notorious partier? Fuck yes. It would be one of the best parties the world has ever seen.