Poll: Choose your Apocalypse
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Dawn of the Dead, but as long as they are the slow and stupid kind. I would always feel that I had a chance if I could only find some kind of stronghold and enough supplies.
The 28 Days Later kind would fully suck. I'm quick, but the screaming would do for me and leave me unable to run in my quivering, shit scared, jelly legged state.
NOT A THREAD HIJACK - Does anyone else sit at home late at night and then wonder how long they could last in Zombieland with the food they have now and the security they currently possess?
No, just me?
The 28 Days Later kind would fully suck. I'm quick, but the screaming would do for me and leave me unable to run in my quivering, shit scared, jelly legged state.
NOT A THREAD HIJACK - Does anyone else sit at home late at night and then wonder how long they could last in Zombieland with the food they have now and the security they currently possess?
No, just me?
Probably Dawn of the Dead or other zombie related apocalypse. I would have more of a fighting chance then.
Children of Men wouldn't be bad though, no more annoying brats running around.
Children of Men wouldn't be bad though, no more annoying brats running around.
Seeing as my apartment is on the third floor of a building that is old and confusing, I don't think zombies would be able to find me, so security should be good. Food, less so. Maybe I should stock up just in case.Batfred said:
Michael Swaim from Cracked/Those Aren't Muskets had the right idea.
"An asteroid that is without a doubt going to destroy every living thing on Earth"
The reasoning is that in the face of 100% certain death, no one on Earth will be fighting or arguing, leaving the last moments of life as a golden reason to hit on every single woman you meet.
Also, these quotes (paraphrased):
"All sports are cancelled, there's nothing on TV but clips of people crying, put me in you"
"You're not going to work tomorrow, no ones going to judge you and who cares if you get pregnant. Get in my god damn van."
"Sex is the last act for people to say "I'm alive". It's the last way to make a connection with another human being. Maybe even making a connection... in the butt. You know I'm right... Ass-pocalypse"
Best episode of After Hours ever.
Also discussed are why the zombie apocalypse wouldn't actually be an apocalypse and why a robot uprising would be horrifying.
"An asteroid that is without a doubt going to destroy every living thing on Earth"
The reasoning is that in the face of 100% certain death, no one on Earth will be fighting or arguing, leaving the last moments of life as a golden reason to hit on every single woman you meet.
Also, these quotes (paraphrased):
"All sports are cancelled, there's nothing on TV but clips of people crying, put me in you"
"You're not going to work tomorrow, no ones going to judge you and who cares if you get pregnant. Get in my god damn van."
"Sex is the last act for people to say "I'm alive". It's the last way to make a connection with another human being. Maybe even making a connection... in the butt. You know I'm right... Ass-pocalypse"
Best episode of After Hours ever.
Also discussed are why the zombie apocalypse wouldn't actually be an apocalypse and why a robot uprising would be horrifying.
well, the day after tomorrow was a set area, and it I guess humanity adjusted well to it.
So I'd take that, cause I live in PA< and I have a fairly good chance of getting out alive.
So I'd take that, cause I live in PA< and I have a fairly good chance of getting out alive.
Hmm... At first I was thinking The Day After Tomorrow since it seemed to be a simple "Survive a few days of heavy snow and extreme cold"
Then I thought "Other" includes stuff I make up so:
Being attacked by a race of aliens that just use a ray on us from space that make us live long happy lives filled with pleasure and fun until we die naturally of old age after living just long enough to be happy. Side affects of the ray include crops growing in places where food is lacking, immunity to disease and perfect health and make people not want to commit bad crimes (Ones that will give a sentence of 10 years or more) it will also generate infinite amounts of power and clean up the atmosphere. This will last until the human race dies out or until we fight back against them, luckily this ray also affects nearby planets should we last long enough to need to populate another planet (Which would be easier since the ray will give all planets in our solar system a breathable atmosphere)
Hooray for imagination!
Then I thought "Other" includes stuff I make up so:
Being attacked by a race of aliens that just use a ray on us from space that make us live long happy lives filled with pleasure and fun until we die naturally of old age after living just long enough to be happy. Side affects of the ray include crops growing in places where food is lacking, immunity to disease and perfect health and make people not want to commit bad crimes (Ones that will give a sentence of 10 years or more) it will also generate infinite amounts of power and clean up the atmosphere. This will last until the human race dies out or until we fight back against them, luckily this ray also affects nearby planets should we last long enough to need to populate another planet (Which would be easier since the ray will give all planets in our solar system a breathable atmosphere)
Hooray for imagination!