Poll: Choose your own Path!!!

[shadowstriker86]

Suppose you kick a midget and are for some reason instantly transported into a medieval era land right in the middle of a holocaust-type event, elven people (like the ones from the lord of the rings movies) are being put into camps and made into slaves just because they live longer and have pointy ears. You stumble upon a secret weapons stash and body armor that makes you invincible and decide to help the elves win their freedom. Which do you choose?

 

[Julianking93]

stealthy ninja killing spree of course.

 

[Levitas1234]

Gordon freeman style bitches!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Why would I ever want to help elves?

 

[Darzen]

Elves rule over ninjas.their smaller and harder to hit

 

[Kollega]

By blowing shit up, probably. But wait...

Why would I ever want to help elves?

 

[Generator]

I always wanted to have a big ass sword... and being a Viking is just an added bonus.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I'm a combo of stealthy sabotage and killing spree styles.

I just love it when stealth killing is so smooth you can just kill without your streak being broken to easily

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

Blowing stuff up is always fun, but F the elves.

 

[Jark212]

By blowing shit up, probably. But wait...

Why would I ever want to help elves?

There females are sexy...

Also being invincible I wouldn't need to be stealthy, so Duke Nukem for sure...

 

[Internet Kraken]

Why would I ever want to help elves?

This. First of all, how do I know these Elves are innocent? For all I know they are complete bastards and their oppressive rulers are just innocent soldiers. Why should I go slaughter them mindlessly? Second, if I have body armor that makes me invincible why would I need to bother with any other tactic other than punching the shit out of anything? Even if I prefer to be sneaky, it wouldn't matter since I'm trying to sneak around in a suit of body armor. And why is there even magical body armor that makes me invincible just lying around.

Personally, I would just go roll up in a corner and cry since I am now in a cruel and hostile world and everyone I ever knew is gone.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I prefer the path of the blademaster, myself.

 

[shadowstriker86]

Why would I ever want to help elves?

This. First of all, how do I know these Elves are innocent? For all I know they are complete bastards and their oppressive rulers are just innocent soldiers. Why should I go slaughter them mindlessly? Second, if I have body armor that makes me invincible why would I need to bother with any other tactic other than punching the shit out of anything? Even if I prefer to be sneaky, it wouldn't matter since I'm trying to sneak around in a suit of body armor. And why is there even magical body armor that makes me invincible just lying around.

Personally, I would just go roll up in a corner and cry since I am now in a cruel and hostile world and everyone I ever knew is gone.

when has there ever been an imprisonment of an entire populace due to them being bastards?

 

[Qujibo]

I don't understand what the significance of this thread is.. But, the one that best described me is missing. An FPSDOUG BOOM HEADSHOT ITS HEADSHOT TIME SPREE cause I <3 Pure Pwnage =D

 

[Souplex]

Screw the elves! I hate those jerks cause they are jerks no matter what fantasy universe they are in. The only elves I don't hate are the Keeblers. If they were doing it to any other group I however, I would go around decapitating them with a nifty battle axe. (Swords are for overcompensating wusses.)

 

[joshthor]

i would only help keebler elves. regular elves tend to be pretentious. plus they dont have any cookies to pay me with.