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shadowstriker86

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Fox KITSUNE said:
Love the style of the "Old" james bond so points for the Sean Connery choice.
well for me, Sean Connery will always be the ONLY James Bond, im just old fashioned like that
 

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gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
Or this.

The invincible armor + kicking midgets kinda set this ending up.
 

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gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
you know eventually you'd have to take it off when you go to your harem right?
 

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Cyberjester said:
gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
Or this.

The invincible armor + kicking midgets kinda set this ending up.
;

actually not really, it's the equivalent of when i was a kid in middle school, me and my friends would play KickRoller, running as quick as we could and practically punt kicking those little backpacks that people drag around with wheels like the suitcases at an airport, and all i could ever think about if i was transported to another world was to get back home. why? i's got's video's game's to's play's!
 

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I'd just let them languish in slavery. I'm new to that dimension, maybe they had it coming?

I can see it now:

Elf Leader: "Oh, thank you, forumite_912341 for rescuing my people from an eternity of slavery."
Forumite_912341: "Think nothing of it - with my armor of invincibility and secret weapons cashe, it was like the coolest FPS ever."
Elf Leader: "Now that we're free again, we're going to back to our people's sacred ways of eating babies, taking the mattress tags off mattresses, and purging all other life on the planet. We'll start with you. Close your eyes, this will only hurt for a second."
Forumite_912341: "Uh..."
Defeated Enslavers: "You.. incredible... idiot... we were trying... to tell... you *croak*"
 

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Legolas Arrow Sniper Fun Shoot is always way up there, but nothing will ever replace Crazy Viking Charge and Slash with a Big Ass Sword in my heart.
 

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shadowstriker86 said:
Cyberjester said:
gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
Or this.

The invincible armor + kicking midgets kinda set this ending up.
;

actually not really, it's the equivalent of when i was a kid in middle school, me and my friends would play KickRoller, running as quick as we could and practically punt kicking those little backpacks that people drag around with wheels like the suitcases at an airport, and all i could ever think about if i was transported to another world was to get back home. why? i's got's video's game's to's play's!
Well if all you would think about after being transported to another world was how to get back then you wouldn't think about "Wow, I should really be freeing all of these people I know nothing about." Wouldn't you?

shadowstriker86 said:
gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
you know eventually you'd have to take it off when you go to your harem right?
Aslong as everyone didn't know it was the armor that made me invincible then it wouldn't matter they would still fear me and therefore not try anything.

If they knew it was the armor I would think of something, hopefully...I am not too sure what 'harem' is but the only definition I could find was a part of a house reserved for women in a muslim household, so unless you mean taking it off for sex and going to the bathroom etc...then I think if you kill enough people to strike enough fear into the hearts of all at the mere sound of your name then the majority of the rest would probably think to leave you alone. Also too mention that you would most likely be able to find some following of people that would lay down their lives for you. So they could die defending you while you're doing *cough* things and allow you to get your armor on...but it really all depends on the situation at the time.
 

shadowstriker86

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gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
Cyberjester said:
gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
Or this.

The invincible armor + kicking midgets kinda set this ending up.
;

actually not really, it's the equivalent of when i was a kid in middle school, me and my friends would play KickRoller, running as quick as we could and practically punt kicking those little backpacks that people drag around with wheels like the suitcases at an airport, and all i could ever think about if i was transported to another world was to get back home. why? i's got's video's game's to's play's!
Well if all you would think about after being transported to another world was how to get back then you wouldn't think about "Wow, I should really be freeing all of these people I know nothing about." Wouldn't you?

shadowstriker86 said:
gbemery said:
Well if I was going around kicking midgets I doubt I would give two shits about an enslaved race of people let alone elves and their 'i get to live longer than you' attitudes.

Since the armor makes me invincible I would say screw it declare myself god emperor and enslave everyone! MUHAHAHAHA....ha!
you know eventually you'd have to take it off when you go to your harem right?
Aslong as everyone didn't know it was the armor that made me invincible then it wouldn't matter they would still fear me and therefore not try anything.

If they knew it was the armor I would think of something, hopefully...I am not too sure what 'harem' is but the only definition I could find was a part of a house reserved for women in a muslim household, so unless you mean taking it off for sex and going to the bathroom etc...then I think if you kill enough people to strike enough fear into the hearts of all at the mere sound of your name then the majority of the rest would probably think to leave you alone. Also too mention that you would most likely be able to find some following of people that would lay down their lives for you. So they could die defending you while you're doing *cough* things and allow you to get your armor on...but it really all depends on the situation at the time.
actually i was always under the impression a harem was basically a room in a castle where you keep all the hot women at and go there when you need some nookie
 

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shadowstriker86 said:
actually i was always under the impression a harem was basically a room in a castle where you keep all the hot women at and go there when you need some nookie
the western thought of it might be, but everything I find says it comes from mainly the middle east and is a place in a muslim household strictly for women and men are forbidden to enter...
 

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gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
actually i was always under the impression a harem was basically a room in a castle where you keep all the hot women at and go there when you need some nookie
the western thought of it might be, but everything I find says it comes from mainly the middle east and is a place in a muslim household strictly for women and men are forbidden to enter...
funny thing is the first time i heard the word harem was from the jak and daxter games lol
 

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shadowstriker86 said:
gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
actually i was always under the impression a harem was basically a room in a castle where you keep all the hot women at and go there when you need some nookie
the western thought of it might be, but everything I find says it comes from mainly the middle east and is a place in a muslim household strictly for women and men are forbidden to enter...
funny thing is the first time i heard the word harem was from the jak and daxter games lol
well i found another meaning and it is a group of women who are sexual partners of one man, so I guess maybe there is a mix of the two meanings?
 

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gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
actually i was always under the impression a harem was basically a room in a castle where you keep all the hot women at and go there when you need some nookie
the western thought of it might be, but everything I find says it comes from mainly the middle east and is a place in a muslim household strictly for women and men are forbidden to enter...
funny thing is the first time i heard the word harem was from the jak and daxter games lol
well i found another meaning and it is a group of women who are sexual partners of one man, so I guess maybe there is a mix of the two meanings?
probably, but then again what other word would fit that description?
 

thiosk

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An elf killed my sister. Its in the backstory.

Wheres the option for "Invincible Jailor"
 

Aesir23

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Sniper shoot. The farther away I am from sharp pointy swords, the better. That and I'm actually somewhat decent at Archery
 

satchafunkl

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people come on, no killing, find a dense guard captain with a bad accent and have some fun, someone might even make a sweet sitcom about it
satch's heroes......i like it
 

gbemery

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shadowstriker86 said:
gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
gbemery said:
shadowstriker86 said:
actually i was always under the impression a harem was basically a room in a castle where you keep all the hot women at and go there when you need some nookie
the western thought of it might be, but everything I find says it comes from mainly the middle east and is a place in a muslim household strictly for women and men are forbidden to enter...
funny thing is the first time i heard the word harem was from the jak and daxter games lol
well i found another meaning and it is a group of women who are sexual partners of one man, so I guess maybe there is a mix of the two meanings?
probably, but then again what other word would fit that description?
brothel, or sexroom (not a word but I made it one)