Poll: Chuck Norris V.S Optimus Prime

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

So for some unfathomable reason not only are Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime in the same reality but they have also decided to fight each other. Probably somehow related to ninjas, the mafia, inter universal travel and Megatron tricksyness. Also Darth Vader's there because I say so.

 

[Kiutu]

Optimus steps on Chuck and kills him as he is only a mortal with no super powers that bend reality like a certain list would suggest. Hell, all you need is Bruce Lee.

 

[nolph fooz]

chuck norris does a wheely on a uni-cicle.
i can't see Optimus do that

 

[Anomynous 167]

I'd say, it'd would be a draw.

Chuck Norris, apon seing Optimus Primes colosul size, craps him self.
Prime steps of Norris, and since Norris crapped himself and poo is slippery, Prime slips, lands on Vader, and cracks his head.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Hmm, Chuck. I mean, God had to say please before there could be light!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

For this we need to consult the ballad of thee ultimate showdown...The winner Mr.Rogers. YOU CAN NOT LIE IT IS PROPHETIZED!

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Darth Vader. Chuck Norris would take out Optimus Prime, but would be too exhausted to break out of the Force Choke Vader grabs him in

 

[GRoXERs]

Easy.
Vader uses his force powers to instantly stop Norris's heart and rip out Optimus Prime's spark.

End of battle.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

chuck norris does a wheely on a uni-cicle.
i can't see Optimus do that

True but this makes the unicycle kinda hard to maneuver and does little stop Optimus stepping on him.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Easy.
Vader uses his force powers to instantly stop Norris's heart and rip out Optimus Prime's spark.

End of battle.

I meant old school Optimus who didn't die that easily.

 

[Vibgyor]

Chuck norris uses his sheer power of awesomness to overwhelm optimus.

or in reality optimus prime

 

[Fairee]

The title is misleading. It suggests you are merely comparing the two, when there is a thrid option. I know that lots of polls have the joke/alternative and unrelated option, but on a VS thread it should just be the two.

But yeah, anyway. I dunno. I don't know enough about any of them to make a judgement. I just thought I'd have a mini rant.

 

[traceur_]

Chuck Norris, because of the simple fact that he is god.

Spoiler

therefore optimus prime while listen and subsequently die.

 

[Contun]

This isn't even a question, obviously Chuck Norris would win...