Poll: Circles of Hell

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Battenbergcake

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No body's perfect right? you bet you polka dot boxers and if the WBBC is the be believed we're all goin' t' hell... sooooo... where do you think you'll sit in the 9 Circles?

1. Limbo
2. Lust
3. Gluttony
4. Greed
5. Anger
6. Heresy
7. Violence
8. Fraud
9. Treachery

I'll start us off.

Personally i think i'm going to the third circle, Gluttony.
I'm not fat, i just really like my food =B
I'm actually surprised i'm not fatter but there we go.
 

El Poncho

Techno Hippy will eat your soul!
May 21, 2009
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I would be going to 3 as well most likely. It's not my fault! I'm a growing boy with a fast matabolism(sp)
 

Cherry Cola

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... I will just ignore all the confusing sentences and just assume that you want us to pick a circle in hell.

Then it would have to be.... Number 406

The circle for disgruntled Swedes making fun of Norway.
 

Fniff

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Dammit!

I am an angel! GODDAMMIT!

No, really.

The worst I could get is probably Gluttony.

GLUTTONY! Come on!
 

Jinx_Dragon

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Lust here, which is strange seeing I am not the most sexual of beings. Just very... very... perverted.
 
Jun 13, 2009
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5 or 6, it's a toss up between the two. I think the only deciding factor will be weather I die angry or die in the middle of sodomising the pope while shouting "where is your God now".
 
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Heresy.

I'm still unsure why I haven't been rounded up and beaten by the religious yet.

I know usually the roles are reversed, but I sound far more moderate on the internet than I do if you met me in real life. You'd have to learn not to take offence at what I say, because usually I'm not being serious.

However, if you were fat, you now have nothing to worry about, because I have a lovely politically correct phrase to bestow upon you to make you feel good, since apparently my being small entitles me to being called by the phrase "vertically challenged".

So welcome, my horizontally enabled brethren! Perhaps we'll be able to see each other from our respective circles of Hell!
 

Murderlicous

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Mar 10, 2010
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For me its between anger, violence, and treachery but the good news I'm seeing a therapist about that. I hate my therapist...
 

AvsJoe

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I'm surprised these no level for sloth-like procrastinators like myself. I'm probably stuck in the gluttonous circle for being a lover of sugar and snacks but there may be a spot open for me in the sixth circle since my faith is wavering like mad right now.
 

Bob the Average

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Sep 2, 2008
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wrath for me. I have what i like to call "explosive anger" i go from calm and happy to swearing at the to of my lungs in a heart beat if I'm provoked right.
 

Proteus214

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Definitely lust.

I don't think it would be appropriate to go into too much detail about it on this forum lol.