Well I'll be doing monday morning lust, evening heresy.... Well the devil's going to have to make me a schedule to be able to go to all of them in a week.
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2. 3. 5. 6. 7. and 9...
Well, somewhere between those, but then again I'm not a man of faith, so I'll just die
Oh, wait. Upon taking another look, I'll go with all of those...
Well, somewhere between those, but then again I'm not a man of faith, so I'll just die
Oh, wait. Upon taking another look, I'll go with all of those...
By the traditional value of "hell"?Battenbergcake said:
1. Limbo - Atheist, there for sure.
2. Lust - Hell knows I've had my head turned enough times
3. Gluttony - I eat more than I should, never turn down a second swing at something.
4. Greed - see above.
5. Anger - and had enough pissy moods in my 19 years
6. Heresy - Atheism, supporting the FSM in "equal religious teachings"...
7. Violence - If I have to swing, I will.
8. Fraud - I have lied countless times.
9. Treachery - see above.
Being as in the traditional sense, one instance of this puts you in that circle... I guess I'm fucked.
"The Prayer of the Player
Our admin.
Forgive me my sins.
I have griefed, I have cheated, hacked and trolled.
I have fooled wise people into trusting me, and foolish people into making me wise.
I have stolen passwords and trolled forums, I have caused grief amongst users who's only crime was being online.
I have stolen sniper rifles, I have wasted health and I have ragequit losing teams.
I have body-blocked players, I have teamkilled and I have driven like a jerk.
Dear Admin,
Forgive me my sins."
Just thought I'd share something I wrote a while back... Bearing in mind I was particularly drunk at the time, and the "Prayer of the Player" was the result of a drunken conversation which somehow ended up on the subject of the Lords Prayer.
I could go into any one of the 9 circles. I have done something that fulfills the requirements for every circle. Still, i bet its more fun than Heaven
I'd fit into most of them if we go by past sins, but if we go by what happens constantly, I'd think I'd be in 3-6, excluding 4.
My most common 'sin' is probably 6: Heresy.
Though that's probably because it comes up in conversation more often than others
Gluttony next, because I really like my food. Even if I do spend far too long in the gym working off most of my calorie intake, the rest gets burnt off in the rest of the day.
Then anger, because I'm a very passive agressive person, and can't stand idiotic people who don't try because "maths is hard" even though everyone in the room including them understands it, they just can't be bothered.
I very rarely shout though, I just push the anger down and explain what they "don't get".
My most common 'sin' is probably 6: Heresy.
Though that's probably because it comes up in conversation more often than others
Gluttony next, because I really like my food. Even if I do spend far too long in the gym working off most of my calorie intake, the rest gets burnt off in the rest of the day.
Then anger, because I'm a very passive agressive person, and can't stand idiotic people who don't try because "maths is hard" even though everyone in the room including them understands it, they just can't be bothered.
I very rarely shout though, I just push the anger down and explain what they "don't get".
Limbo, Lust or Heresy.
Mainly because I'm actually a pretty good person, but I don't believe god is all powerful, just there is one, and every religion worships God in their own way.
Lust.... I'mma got steer away from that. But any male member can understand why I/They might go here.
Mainly because I'm actually a pretty good person, but I don't believe god is all powerful, just there is one, and every religion worships God in their own way.
Lust.... I'mma got steer away from that. But any male member can understand why I/They might go here.
This is why I don't believe in heaven and hell, it's far to limited! Why can I only choose one circle? I am a 3 dimentional and multi-layered human being, I have more than one sin.
I have felt both greed and lust. I'm a game so violence and anger are pretty much who I am. I am a heretic so check that one off; and I'm hoping to get off some treachery and fraud before I die.
I refuse to be held back! I am a renniasance-sinner and will not be confined to just one level of Hell! I have rights, damnit!
I have felt both greed and lust. I'm a game so violence and anger are pretty much who I am. I am a heretic so check that one off; and I'm hoping to get off some treachery and fraud before I die.
I refuse to be held back! I am a renniasance-sinner and will not be confined to just one level of Hell! I have rights, damnit!
Well with my many dealings with the devil we have made a new mini ring, its for those people that have..... extra credit, in all areas. We call it the Bad-ass ring but that's just the code name until we make a good enough name.
I have my own little room, the devil's really not such a bad guy if you get to know him. All he really did was file a lawsuit for the Angel's union against God, angels need good pay too.
I have my own little room, the devil's really not such a bad guy if you get to know him. All he really did was file a lawsuit for the Angel's union against God, angels need good pay too.
