Poll: Coconut

[Macgyvercas]

Never have I found a food more polarizing than coconuts. Everyone either likes it or hates it. Some people like the taste but hate the texture, or vice versa. What is you stance on coconuts?
For your amusement:

this song is about tits. sorry to point that out to you.

Sorry to be the one to point this out, but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27ve_got_a_lovely_bunch_of_coconuts

It really is about coconuts

 

[ConstantJoe]

Wait, what's coconut milk?

Anyway, I absolutely hate any food with coconuts in it, or any chocolate with coconut in it, like Bountys, but I really do like raw coconut. Odd.

 

[Taerdin]

Don't think I would like being stranded on a dessert island.

Actually it would be awesome. I wish I could get stranded on a dessert island, especially one made of chocolate!

 

[Rawker]

this song is about tits. sorry to point that out to you.

I never said it wasn't. It was just vaguely connected to the subject and very amusing.

then carry on my good sir.

 

[Tom13ombadil]

I like the way they look, on top of a big palm tree. Mmmmmm.... looks yummy

 

[Souplex]

Wait, what's coconut milk?

The liquid inside if you just stick a knife into it. It has a milky appearance so people call it coconut milk.

 

[Anarien]

Wait, what's coconut milk?

The liquid inside if you just stick a knife into it. It has a milky appearance so people call it coconut milk.

No, that's coconut water. Coconut milk is made by pressing the meat of the coconut (the white flesh).

I love coconut.

 

[TraumaHound]

I love coconut (though I was forced to vote for "Like em'!".) Maybe it's due to growing up in Hawaii where they're just there; anyone with some time and determination (they're a beast to husk, all the layers of fiber inside the outer shell) to get one open can.

I love the taste, the texture; coconut milk/water is delicious by itself or used in drinks (especially cocktails.) I have a certain..."fetish" makes it sound too dirty...for the smell of coconut. Suffice to say, though, that summertime, when the girls are sporting some coconut-scented lotions/sunscreens my mind goes all warm and fuzzy and can't focus on anything else but the most direct route to further drink in the scent.

So, yeah, I love coconut.

 

[Xylis]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM GIMME GIMME GIMME!

 

[Souplex]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM GIMME GIMME GIMME!

When did omnomnom become acceptable eating noise? I don't thin anyone actually sounds like that when eating. Who popularized this? Where do they live? Are they enough of a public figure that people would notice if they went missing?

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable to sharks.

I like coconuts!.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I don't particularly like to eat them...
I like not the texture, and nothing seems good about the taste.
I don't like to eat things that contain coconuts... it... ugh, the texture, I do not like.

 

[likalaruku]

I like hitting them with hammers. The juice makes me feel sick.

 

[Calgetorix]

I like the fact that they can be used to serve alcoholic beverages, and also the fact that you can kill someone with it when you're finished.

Another great use for Coconuts:

Spoiler

Ow, I thought of this, too!

More importantly, though...

What's the airspeed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Coconuts are awesome, and good fun to bash open too.

 

[Taerdin]

Don't think I would like being stranded on a dessert island.

Actually it would be awesome. I wish I could get stranded on a dessert island, especially one made of chocolate!

[sub] I was wondering if anbody would catch that [/sub]

That would be horrible!

All you would have to eat would be chocolate!

You would be super fat, ewww!

Super fat ,eww? I'd be stranded! Societal stupidity like "fat is ugly" wouldnt matter because I would be outside society! I could eat delicious chocolate for the rest of my days! Bwahahaha