Poll: CoD Dog vs Giant Enemy Crab

[Shoggoth2588]

I just want to point one thing out: This is the best fucking thread on the entire site right now.

I was going to say the same. It's been months since a thread this good has popped up. Why can't our discussions be more like this all the time?

I think the main thing is that this one started with a graph.

Yeah that...more threads should have Graphs.

 

[xPixelatedx]

Well it says in the stats that the dog has emotions, and more polygons is more emotions, according to David Cage, and if that is the case the dog may win because the powering of all of those polygons is dependent on the machine that it is running on, and the xbone may just have more power to work with, so the dog may just stand a chance. Of course, the dog may be at a disadvantage here due to the shittiness of its introductory presentation. This is a very difficult situation...

Yes, see? You totally get it. People don't understand the power of motion. Can't you see that Dog's pain in his polygons? His wore-torn life? His abusive training? The ***** he left back home?

Also, a failure of a presentation doesn't subtract from his power, it adds to it!

 

[Xan Krieger]

"- CoD Dog can use military equipment he himself can operate. "
Soldiers are military equipment as far as I'm concerned (they get treated like it and in some cases they're more expendable) so dog wins. Dog cries at soldier, soldier understands and calls in massive airstrike obliterating the crab.

 

[Valthonis666]

- The winner eats the loser.

a-HA!

Well. Since dogs can only eat the crab after it has been prepared and a dog doesn't have the opposable thumbs required to do so, the crab must win.

The giant crab will eat anything. Well, maybe not another giant crab. But it will eat a dog with some military training.

Sorry mate, you are wrong. Thats not just any dog. That is Batman's dog. That bastard will have had more training than ANYTHING or ANYONE

 

[Thebazilly]

I have to go with the Giant Enemy Crab on this one. Obviously, it provides the dog's dramatic death, accounting for it's ridiculous dumping of stat points into Emotions.

It will be very moving.

 

[The Lugz]

your friend fat al walks in the room, 'HALT XBOX SCANNING' cod dog jitters just as giant enemy crab lands a crushing blow NOOOOOO!!!! cod dog! why...

damn you, hal! damnnnn youuu!

 

[Jandau]

Crab wins, hands down. Both were laughable, but the crab was hilarious while the dog was just sad...

 

[Sarge034]

Imma go with CoD Dog because the Xbone is OBVIOUSLY a power up for a DOG, and the Xbone has to have at least one thing "win" this generation.

 

[Hazy992]

Well the CoD Dog doesn't have the experience of fighting in famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan like the Giant Enemy Crab does.

But then again Giant Enemy Crab doesn't have emotions, and emotions is power. Tough one to call.

But the giant enemy crab has more polygons as it is giant, and polygons is emotions (where did that come from by the way?)...

Yeah but there's so much more power for polygons! You can even show dirt under the fingernails, think how many polygons are in that dirt!

Also

 

[Techno Squidgy]

Or Skrillex, either or.

Hey, buddy, we don't talk about that here. Go wash your mouth out with soap.

OT:
I'm not sure who would win this fight. I'm sure CoD Dog has regenerating health and quick time events, that's got to be cheating, right?

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I doubt the dog can flip the crab over or pull off the Shadow of the Colossus skills required to reach the weak point in the first place so he wouldn't be able to attack it for massive damage. And the Giant Enemy Crab is a Giant Enemy Crab. My money is on the crustacean.