I had to vote for Aquaman because he basically has all the superpowers of Spongebob.
He can breath underwater, talk to fish, and needs to stay moist to survive. He also has various different ways of getting people wet.
He's probably the lamest serious superhero ever, but honestly I find him really enjoyable because of that. I love all the ways they have to stretch the plot in order to make him actually useful. Robbers just stole the royal jewels? Not a problem, because their getaway vehicle is a submarine in the sewers! (Plus, he's honestly more heroic than Batman, because at least Batman has his Batsuit and super training. Aquaman just has his lame ol' powers but he still fights crime!)
I really wish they'd do a crossover where Aquaman actually met Namor, because while Aquaman #56 and Submariner #72 were cool because they were connected, I still would like to see the two kings of the sea duke it out!
For those of you who are too lazy to use google, in Aquaman #56 Aquaman destroys a satellite that was covering Detroit in algae (no really) but accidentally brings some of the super algae onto the satellite when he destroys it. While the wreckage is plummeting towards earth, somehow the algae becomes a sentient supermonster that Namor has to destroy in Submariner #72. The authors crossover wasn't actually officially sanctioned, but the authors got away with it because DC's publishers didn't actually read the comics.
There's your little bit of comic history for the day!
He can breath underwater, talk to fish, and needs to stay moist to survive. He also has various different ways of getting people wet.
He's probably the lamest serious superhero ever, but honestly I find him really enjoyable because of that. I love all the ways they have to stretch the plot in order to make him actually useful. Robbers just stole the royal jewels? Not a problem, because their getaway vehicle is a submarine in the sewers! (Plus, he's honestly more heroic than Batman, because at least Batman has his Batsuit and super training. Aquaman just has his lame ol' powers but he still fights crime!)
I really wish they'd do a crossover where Aquaman actually met Namor, because while Aquaman #56 and Submariner #72 were cool because they were connected, I still would like to see the two kings of the sea duke it out!
For those of you who are too lazy to use google, in Aquaman #56 Aquaman destroys a satellite that was covering Detroit in algae (no really) but accidentally brings some of the super algae onto the satellite when he destroys it. While the wreckage is plummeting towards earth, somehow the algae becomes a sentient supermonster that Namor has to destroy in Submariner #72. The authors crossover wasn't actually officially sanctioned, but the authors got away with it because DC's publishers didn't actually read the comics.
There's your little bit of comic history for the day!
