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Trivun

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GeorgW said:
Trivun said:
It depends. Here in the UK we are sadly forced to watch roughly three to four minutes of 20-second commercials at a time when watching TV. However, this is fortunately limited to only every fifteen minutes or so of each show, and between shows. As I understand it, and having seen US television in Florida on holiday, you guys have perhaps 30 seconds to a minute of commercial at a time, but sadly have to sit through maybe four or five of these per 22-minute show (to push it up to half an hour in the schedule).

Anyway, the length of commercials means that I rapidly get bored when watching them, though nowadays at university I tend to watch TV online which means much fewer commercials on sites like Channel 4 OD or ITV Player. And it annoys me when they show the same commercials over and over again for a bunch of different shows on the same channel, because then I just get bored even quicker.

However, sometimes, adverts are done really well. Sadly these tend to be the sort shown before films at the cinema rather than on TV, so I only get to see the good ones once a week when I make my regular cinema visit. For example, there was an amazing one for chewing gum that wasn't on TV, but was on cinema screens, and was basically this really complex mind-porn thing that had elements of Tron, The Matrix, and games like Wipeout, but based around astronaut training. And I had the great joy to see this several times in 3D at the cinema, but it would have been nowhere near as good on the small screen.

Another one - a really nice little advert that shows a guy and a girl in bed one morning. They look at each other and do the whole cheesy sheepish smile thing, then proceed to continue smiling like that at each other while getting dressed. They have to track down all their clothes in turn through a whole UK market town, on main roads and near the docks, until eventually they wind up putting their jackets back on in a supermarket. They then smile again and walk in opposite directions with their trolleys. The idea is that they saw each other in the supermarket, fell instantly for each other, and were ripping off their clothes even on the way home before the sexy-time could start. The kicker? It's an advert for Lynx deodorant (Axe in the US). Again, a very clever, well filmed advert that I liked a lot.

So yeah, some adverts I do tend to like. But it has to be especially well made, or have a really nice twist or concept, for me to be interested. So the vast majority of stuff, I don't like. It's like Sturgeon's Law says - 90% of everything is shit. And that law applies to commercials just as much as it does everything else.
That's nothing, in Sweden we have 6-8 minute commericials at a time! I see it as an opportunity to do other things, and prefer them to the American version. Do you have linkz to your examples? Especially the first one?
That seems slightly excessive, what sort of time amount is there in between commercials? I'd assume from that, something like half an hour to even a full hour between adverts, but can you elaborate please? Anyway, here in Blighty, I'm pleased at the fact that most of my favourite shows are on the BBC anyway (Doctor Who, Coming of Age, Hustle, Spooks, QI, etc...), so because the BBC gets it's money from the TV License which we all have to pay, there are no adverts. That, and the quality of BBC programming, are the two main reasons why I'm perfectly happy to pay a (relatively low-cost) license fee each year.

As for the adverts I previously mentioned, here are the links:

1. Chewing gum eye-candy advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRCAcNyRNHU
2. Lynx deodorant young couple advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSnLIys9o0

Fun fact - according to the Youtube comments and description for the Lynx advert, it was filmed in 2004 or thereabouts and shown in Israel first. Which is interesting, given it's only been released in the UK as an advert within the past few months on cinema screens nationwide...
 

GeorgW

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Trivun said:
GeorgW said:
Trivun said:
That's nothing, in Sweden we have 6-8 minute commericials at a time! I see it as an opportunity to do other things, and prefer them to the American version. Do you have linkz to your examples? Especially the first one?
That seems slightly excessive, what sort of time amount is there in between commercials? I'd assume from that, something like half an hour to even a full hour between adverts, but can you elaborate please? Anyway, here in Blighty, I'm pleased at the fact that most of my favourite shows are on the BBC anyway (Doctor Who, Coming of Age, Hustle, Spooks, QI, etc...), so because the BBC gets it's money from the TV License which we all have to pay, there are no adverts. That, and the quality of BBC programming, are the two main reasons why I'm perfectly happy to pay a (relatively low-cost) license fee each year.

As for the adverts I previously mentioned, here are the links:

1. Chewing gum eye-candy advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRCAcNyRNHU
2. Lynx deodorant young couple advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYSnLIys9o0

Fun fact - according to the Youtube comments and description for the Lynx advert, it was filmed in 2004 or thereabouts and shown in Israel first. Which is interesting, given it's only been released in the UK as an advert within the past few months on cinema screens nationwide...
There's one in 30 minute shows, 3 in hour shows. And of course commercials between shows, but they're much shorter. BBC is awesome!
 

velcrokidneyz

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bak00777 said:
depends, some commercials i love, like any informercial where it asks "Has this ever happend to you?" and the picture is in black and white and some over exaderated thing happens, like those snuggie commericals where the person is under a blanket, the phone rings and then as they are trying to answer it the blanket slips off and they look sad.

On the other hand i HATE these recent toyota commercials, the kid is such a douchebag.
heres one of them(theres quite a few)
for some reason i cant embed it(i copied the code right from youtube, but ill just post the link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqbKlKpZ7fQ
im glad to know im not the only one who wants to punch this kid
 

bak00777

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velcrokidneyz said:
bak00777 said:
depends, some commercials i love, like any informercial where it asks "Has this ever happend to you?" and the picture is in black and white and some over exaderated thing happens, like those snuggie commericals where the person is under a blanket, the phone rings and then as they are trying to answer it the blanket slips off and they look sad.

On the other hand i HATE these recent toyota commercials, the kid is such a douchebag.
heres one of them(theres quite a few)
for some reason i cant embed it(i copied the code right from youtube, but ill just post the link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqbKlKpZ7fQ
im glad to know im not the only one who wants to punch this kid
well i know theres a few videos on youtube of people complaining about these commercials, and alot of the comments on the commercials video pages show people dont like them.
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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There are some positively wonderful commercials out there, but I'm highly unlikely to ever watch them in their original context because I don't watch commercials. Basically I refuse to be advertised at - it's fine if I want to watch your amusing commercial, but if you're attempting to force me to sit through commercials, clever or otherwise, just to get to content I actually want to see? I'm going to ignore the crap out of those advertisements on principle alone.

It always baffles me when I'm somewhere else and they just watch television (instead of pre-recording everything) and don't mute the commercials (why would you ever NOT do that?!).
 

Hollock

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I only like them if it's clear there's true passion for the product from everyone in the commercial, like this one
 

SL33TBL1ND

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lemiel14n3 said:
-Commercial captchas that need research
(I was posting here on The Escapist and a captcha came up that asked me "what is the name of Toyota's research department?" or some such nonsense, and I honestly didn't know, or really care and my worry was that I wouldn't be able to make a post until I brought up a new window and looked up information on Toyota)
Side-note to the Escapist: I'm not a publisher's club member yet, I do plan on it though, and I understand that times are hard, and you need money, commercials are a perfect way to do it, and commercial captchas aren't THAT intrusive, but seriously, if the information isn't IN the captcha, then it helps nobody unless you really need to lower traffic fast. P.S. If I buy the membership and have to deal with advertising captchas I'm gonna be pissed
Actually, those take any answer you give, it's an advertising survey. It once asked me what I though about FedEx and I just facerolled and it worked. The company that runs that captcha system is just a shady product research group.
 

vxicepickxv

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Not to get too far off topic, but the original purpose of both Cable Television and Satellite Radio was to have commercial free viewing experiences.

It's good to see how well that worked out.
 

wildpeaks

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I've grown up watching Culture Pub (a weekly tv show about the backstage of advertisement from all over the world), so I'm slightly biased: I love [creative] commercials :)

Some years ago, that show even created a large online repository of 30+ years of ads from all over the world [http://www.culturepub.fr/themes] if you want to check it out.

On the other hand, I don't know how north americans and canadians stand to have so many commercials cuts on tv: we only have a single cut in the middle of 1h30 movies and between shows ; there are even no ads at all on public-funded channels in the evening.
 

Thunderhorse31

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If it's an amusing beer ad or a preview for a TV show, that's fine with me. If it's entertaining or legitimately informative, then go nuts.

Banner ads that take up space however are an annoyance, and I go out of my way NOT to use products that are advertised in obstructive ways. Billboards are almost entirely pointless as well, in my estimation. As if I'm going to buy the newest model Audi S4 or start using a different cologne because of a pretty picture. A complete waste of money on their part.

I'm also no fan of the flagrant false advertising for some new Subway sandwich or McDonalds burger that ends up looking nothing like the picture when you go and ask for one in person. Honestly, how the hell do these chains get away with such blatant lies? Your TV sandwich has 35 pieces of meat, and my sandwich has 4? Fuck you, Subway. Seriously.

Again, ads are fine if they genuinely inform or entertain. But most of them are horrendous wastes of time and space.
 

kasperbbs

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I like funny commercials ,unfortunately we dont have those in my country ,theres just 'our product is the best in the world' types. I hate those.
 

Igor Florian

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They're just great sometimes, because they can bring us information about some produts that we may need. Well, it's not like you see something very useful everyday on comercials, but it's magic when a comercial helps you.

And we can not forget the break for the beer and the popcorn!