Poll: Completely butt-naked

[A Weakgeek]

What about when a guy finds a girl attractive.... There is a biological reaction that occurs...

What about when a guy finds a guy attractive? Thats more likely to be awkward methinx...

Nah, In that case you can solve the dispute with the age old ritual of penis fencing.

OT: Yeah, I'd go for it.

Ah penis fencing, the traditional dispute settling method of the Bonobo or pygmy chimp....

*Goes to check*

...

Oh. Yeah, I totally knew that was a real thing, along with... rump rubbing? Mother nature, you so crazeeh.

Captcha: Know your rights

Yeah you better if your going to do some penis fencing.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

I'd rather not. The only positive to this I can see is the chance to always see some good looking woman naked everytime you walk out the door. But out there, there is a hell of a lot of hideous human beings as well. Yeah, no thanks.

 

[Bloedhoest]

If everything goes pancake shaped and people are forced to walk around butt naked, you'd get these secret societies where man and woman sit fully dressed in a circle discussing the latest fashion trends of 2010.
And a major boom in the tattoo business, humans want to stand out. If this can't be done with clothes, hell, ink is the way to go.

captchas is being rude:
half inch

 

[cswurt]

Maybe. But not in the United States.

Unless they confine all the fatties to their homes, then it would be far too unpleasant for everyone else.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Nope, I'd stay indoors.

I'd also do all my shopping online, and find a way to work from home. Or starve and die.