Poll: Congratulations, you've been promoted!

[Iwata]

You just got offered a great business opportunity.

The only problem is, your employer is one of the above. Who would you choose, and why?

Personally, I'd chose the Umbrella Corp. They may screw up on a regular basis, but the survival of their higher-ups seems to be the main worry.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Definetly Vault tec, at least I have a chance of NOT getting my ****ing brains smashed/eaten/vaporized.

 

[Dudemeister]

Aperture Science; you may end up being devoured by an insane higher intelligence but you'll see some cool shit before you die.

 

[Volstag9]

for me vault tec. they made the giant super-protective vaults and I'm going to assume the one that all the employees and scientists went into didn't have some crazy experiment going on inside.

i may be wrong i need to get some of the old fallout games.

 

[pendragon177]

I'd kinda wanna work for Aperture Science. NOT as a test subject though. Probably one of the guys who sits in those monitoring rooms you see in most of the Portal levels. Although, me and a co-worker would probably go in the test chambers on our break and mess around with things.

 

[Meggiepants]

I couldn't work for any of these companies. I'd always be the rabble-rouser. They'd fire me within minutes of me walking through the door.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Weyland-Yutani seems on the up and up.

 

[Rednog]

I'd stick with Vault Tech, it seems to really be the only one in which you aren't going to done some terrible death.
I think the worst out of the bunch would be to work for Armacham, you have like a 90% chance to die a horrifying and gruesome death.

 

[Eggsnham]

Vault Tec. Just because I love Fallout.

 

[scnj]

Vault-Tec. There's a chance to perform creepy experiments on unsuspecting apocalypse survivors. It would be awesome.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Aperture Science, because I have been medically classified as having a "slightly higher than average" resistance to deadly neurotoxins, and I like clipboards and uncomfortable-looking office chairs. And beans.

 

[omega_peaches]

I would work for BLU (TF2)

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Ahhhh, no love for Weyland-Yutani?

 

[Nightshine]

Cyberdine Systems, you might cause the appolcypse but hell whatever :-/

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

for me vault tec. they made the giant super-protective vaults and I'm going to assume the one that all the employees and scientists went into didn't have some crazy experiment going on inside.

i may be wrong i need to get some of the old fallout games.

Nope, no vault for them... they got a oil rig to ensure more security then just a vault! Not sure if it was the whole of the science team but the higher ups for sure. Eventually they went on to found the Enclave, though I don't think that was a good thing given the superiority complex of being on the outside of the vault project.