Kevlar Eater said:
I'm still trying to learn how to boil an egg in a microwave without it bursting. So far, no success.
That's because you can't; if you put an egg in the microwave without removing the shell first, it's going to burst. What you want is an egg poacher, it produces microwaved eggs that taste about like the egg patties in a Mcdonald's Egg Mcmuffin.
OT:
I'm a pretty good cook. The most recent thing I cooked was pork chops that were first treated with a home made rub, and then basted with a mustard-based sauce shortly before pulling off the grill.
My spaghetti sauce is better than anything you will eat in a restaurant, because of what I do to it -- start with sauteed onions,garlic, peppers and mushrooms, brown the hamburger, deglaze the pan with some form of wine, then add the sauce, along with a few spices -- most importantly fresh basil and dried bay leaves -- and enough brown sugar to make it sweet but not too sweet. Every spaghetti sauce that I've tried that wasn't made by myself or one of the members of my family has been horribly acidic by comparison, and the trick is the sugar.
I also never use barbecue sauce out of a bottle, and can grill a mean steak -- although I use the barbecue sauce on pork, not steak; for the steak, it's either a rub or a marinade, depending on how much time I have.