Poll: Coolest headwear

[Lem0nade Inlay]

The russian hats and the Fedora! Also the Fez, just cause it's cool

 

[TimeLord]

Fez!

You know why?

Because "Fezes are cool!"

 

[Tharwen]

I just had a strange urge to put a top hat on my avatar...

 

[Hemlet]

Pssh, easy question. Everyone knows that the sombrero is the clear winner here! It provides plenty of shade, a convenient excuse to take a nap wherever you want, it looks freakin' awesome, and if you throw one on the ground you've just started an impromptu dance party.

Also, there is a galaxy named after sombreros. The Sombrero Galaxy. That alone should qualify the sombrero as the coolest headwear.

Spoiler

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For me it is a toss up between the Trilby and the Fez. The Trilby looks like something I would wear regularly but the Fez looks so unique...

Er... Can I say it is a tie?

 

[similar.squirrel]

The trilby. It works in every situation, and it's perfect for doffing [though not for wringing, and so it retains class and dignity]. I also have a thing for aviator caps. You know, the ones with the fluffy ear-coverings.

 

[Zorg Machine]

top hat, bowler hat, fez because (ninja'd by the timelord...again) fezes are cool.

 

[ethaninja]

Out of those, the top two.

The hat's I hate the MOST in the whole wide world would be these ones


I don't know if anybody can see that image because I can. But it's one of those douchey flat brimmed caps. The ones that douchebag 'gangsters' wear. And as of 2008+ the majority of Australia's youth.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Gas Masks.
I know this technically counts as facewear but I sure as hell would wear one anyday.

Spoiler

Are you my mummy? (Cookie for easy reference)

 

[Queen Michael]

Fedora, I adore ya! (Yeah, lousy poetry, but what are you gonna do.)

 

[ultimateownage]

Would only be seen wearing a Trilby and a ..Ushanka? name is new to me, with the flaps down.
Or a Flat Peak

Wait, you say you wear a Ushanka but you've never known its name until now? Didn't it say it on the label or something when you got it?

O.T. Trilby and Bowler by far, pure British style. A Ushanka's cool too, mind.

Also, you forgot the Flat Cap, and the Beret, and the Ten Gallon, and the Doo Rag/ Bandana, and the- actually, never mind.

 

[LtWiesel]

Top hat!

Gangs of new york would be nothing without the top hat.

 

[noeggsforyou]

I've got a fondness for the cowboy hat, it's comfy and keeps the sun off,
But the Ushanka is pretty awesome as well

 

[Harkonnen64]

Bowler hat, so I can walk around looking real horror show...

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Snippy

But whaaa..? You left out the best of the lot! The fitted flat brim!

I won't leave the house without wearing one.

My apologies sir. Can I make it up for you with this?

Spoiler

the cake is a lie don't trust him

 

[Keepitclean]

snip

I fucking want that hat. it is so bad ass.

 

[Trikeen]

The Fez. Fez's are cool.


Edit: seeing as how i just realized like 5 people have already made that joke, I'd have to say the Fedora. That shit is plain badass.

 

[technoted]

I love fez's but in all honesty the only hats I ever really wear are beanies.

 

[Keepitclean]

My second nomination is the Military-style hat (don't know what else to call it). I have a strong preference for these over regular basewall-caps.

Spoiler: And they don't have to be camo, either

I'll add that I don't tend to wear hats, and I only own three. One of each of these, and a trilby.

I quite like these but the ones civilians wear have a shorter beak than the military ones. I think the extended beak is a bit retarded, though it does keep the sun off like what hats are msupposed to do.

I actually have a plain black military style one. I'm using for a costume party this weekend. I'm going as Ryder from San Andreas.

 

[Magnalian]

I propose a combination of all of them.