Poll: Could you beat me up?

[PsychicTaco115]

Topic is in the title

Do you think you could beat me up?

Lunch money taking is also optional but we will always be at the flagpole after class

 

[Asita]

You kidding? I eat punks like you for breakfast! Mmm...breakfast tacos...

 

[geK0]

I'm fucking crazy, of course I could! I would leap at you, knock you to the ground and just pummel you. The crowds watching would be cheering at first, but then it gets dark; there's blood everywhere. Somebody sobs "STOP HITTING HIM! HE'S ALREADY DEAD", a few members of the crowd try to pull me off of you but I'm still swinging away. A grim sight indeed.

 

[Barbas]

Maybe, but I like you too much to try. I can't imagine what you could do that'd make me want to engage in an hour-long awkward slap-trading and sleeve-pulling match with you. :I

I'd rather watch you fight T0ad and JoJo, to be honest.

 

[axlryder]

I'm down so long as the whole affair is choreographed with a foregone conclusion. Of course I'll have to run it by my agent first.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Probably. But I find no shame in sucker punching people with cinder blocks, so the list of people I couldn't beat up is fairly short.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I could beat you down with my mind alone. Just a stray thought and you'd go down

 

[the December King]

It depends on which one of us pissed off Ronda Rousey first. If you had, I'd just sadly hold what was left of your face under a pillow and sing to you. If I had pissed her off first, though, you could just dump what was left of me in a toilet or rubbish bin.

 

[Hazy992]

I dunno but I bet my dad could beat up your dad

 

[Xan Krieger]

We're in the same state and you used autistic in a negative way, yeah I'm pretty sure I could.

 

[Michel Henzel]

I can't even punch a dent in a packet of butter, so probably not.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Well, I've proven that I can easily sneak up on you undetected, so that gives me some substantial alpha-strike advantages.

And I don't fight "clean"....

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

I don't know to what condition you have to smash a taco into for it to qualify as having been beaten up, but I think with my strength I'll reach an adequate end result.

 

[000Ronald]

Well, I'm 6'1 and weigh 230 odd pounds, so...I'm 'a bet probably.

But I wouldn't. You're too cool. I mean...if you got in a mood, I might have to put you on the ground and tie your hands behind your back, but I wouldn't beat you up.

And yes, I could do that. The big vest I'm wearing in that picture isn't for show; I keep stuff in it. Stuff like rope. And change. And my phone.

EDIT: Daww, was this entire post just a way for you to quietly announce that you have a girlfriend? Congradulations, man!

...I think...

 

[sky14kemea]

Yes and no.

Hear me out with this one.

So I have like no upper body strength, but gosh if I don't kick like a horse. I once made someone cry by kicking them so many times.

I reckon I can at least do enough damage to make us both regret the fight. I have nothing to lose so I'd go all in and probably fight dirty.

Are you willing to fight dirty, Taco?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Taco, we've hung out at the Expo both times it was around.

I think you know the answer to that question.

*cracks knuckles*

 

[The White Hunter]

The answer is yes, but why would I wish to harm the glorious Fuhrer of the League?

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

I just have one question for you, Taco.

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EDIT: Dammit. The video won't connect.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I just have one question for you, Taco.

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EDIT: Dammit. The video won't connect.

Fixed.

OT: Probably not. I don't have any real ability when it comes to fighting, I have no upper body strength and why would I want to beat you up anyway?