Poll: Could you beat me up?

[Bob_McMillan]

Taco, I didnt even know you were still alive.

 

[Barbas]

Taco, I didnt even know you were still alive.

The grave cannot hold Taco. He has a contract.

 

[StormShaun]

Can't we just throw you into the basement and be done with it?
All of us sadists don't have time for you Taco, you and your sick, twisted fantasies!

 

[Souplex]

In case anyone's harboring any reservations, I hear Taco's been talking shit about us, and he's got lunch money to boot. Anyone want to go halfsies on the spoils?

...Why does a sentient lunch have lunch money?
...Unless...
CANNIBAL! (Is a cannibal one who eats humans or one who eats their own kind? It's an important distinction that doesn't really come up much)

I dunno about OP, but I'd definitely kick this guys ass.

I'm from Brooklyn, you're from some podunk suburb in the mid-west. There's a natural pecking order. A Chicagoan is no match for a Brooklynite, just like a pug is no match for a tiger.

 

[GrumbleGrump]

I mean, if you want, then sure.

 

[FalloutJack]

Of course I can beat Taco up. I'm a large Irishman with a temper and a natural resistance to pain.

 

[Something Amyss]

Well, obviously, but I'd rather eat you.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

I'm the bear in this scenario.

Either that, or the little girl tied to the pole... I can never anticipate how these things go down.

 

[Silverbeard]

Yes. Yes I could.
I was a boxer in high school, mate. Got an askew nose and a missing tooth to prove it too.
Prepare to be pummeled!

 

[totheendofsin]

I WILL WEAR YOUR SKIN LIKE A SUIT ahem I mean, I might be able to beat you up I'm honestly not sure

Edit: I am also totally not hiding a giant knife behind my back for skin suit making purposes I have no idea what you're talking about

 

[Silverbeard]

In case anyone's harboring any reservations, I hear Taco's been talking shit about us, and he's got lunch money to boot. Anyone want to go halfsies on the spoils?

...Why does a sentient lunch have lunch money?
...Unless...
CANNIBAL! (Is a cannibal one who eats humans or one who eats their own kind? It's an important distinction that doesn't really come up much)

I dunno about OP, but I'd definitely kick this guys ass.

I'm from Brooklyn, you're from some podunk suburb in the mid-west. There's a natural pecking order. A Chicagoan is no match for a Brooklynite, just like a pug is no match for a tiger.

Us Oklahomans can show you city boyz a thing or two. Just sayin'. Don't knock the country folk just 'cause we're farmers.

...I say this while having lived in a city my whole life and never having farmed a fucking thing...

 

[mrdude2010]

Not trying to be excessively cocky, but I'm a pretty big and strong guy, so unless he had some decent combat training or was even larger, probably.