Ieyke said:
See, that's ultimately the thing about this - Warhammer 40,000 completely outclasses every other sci-fi universe in terms of power level. The entire premise of the setting is that everything is turned up past 11 and registers over 9000 on the Holy-Shit-O-Meter.
Woah woah woah woah....... WH40k outclasses all other sci fi universes? I am a huge 40k fan I play Orks and Dark Eldar, I have a lot of models and play up to 3000 points games with my friend and sometimes we play at a local gaming shop, I have been into it for years. I have read a load of the fantasy books Gotrek and Felix being some of the best fantasy I have read, but the 40k story? I have attempted to read about four of them and not finished one. Anyone wondering what the stories are like should read this ahem:
Las cannon fire carved through the stagnant air of Feragus Prime, Land raiders crawled through debris of a Tycheron class Imperial cruiser, looking like hungry wolves loping through the distended belly of an angry rotting god. But Brother Captain Agothodes gave his undivided attention to the task at hand , his task... no the emperors task. For was he not the emperors unconquerable will made flesh incarnate? His mind a holy chapel, his Bolter the emperors wrath, his power armour the emperors pious zeal, his life a crusade against the enemies of the man god the xenos and the unbearable heretic?
Agothodes lifted his head and roared out a pious war cry "4 DA EMPRAH", with zeal strengthening his arms and heart, hate for the emperors enemies focusing his mighty onslaught. He charged the foul grin skinned xenos carving through them like a furious avatar of the emperors might [INSERT MORE OVER THE TOP ADJECTIVES AND TEDIOUS IN DEPTH KILLING].
Agothodes raised his head from the battlefield which was now a charnel house of slaughter. Agothodes lowered his head in prayer thanking the emporer for prolong in his existence, so he could continue to serve the man god. Then Agothodes really needed a shit but was told by the Chaplain "in the future there is only war". So he decided to go inside his power armour.
The End
They suck. The plots are dull, they are full of stuff you will only recognise if you play space marines, the characters are too undeveloped to be characters, the constant depressing imagery is dull and the whole thing is pointless because no one has any reason to live other than "the dead psychic guy wants us to".
If you are here for the death battle I can only apologise and say move along nothing to see here. Also all you people saying Superman is slow compared to Goku, you are 100% WRONG he can fly so fast he turns back time. He could go back to when Goku was a baby and eat him.
thnak you