Poll: Death!

[th3mb0n3s]

I wanna die Hunter S. Thompson style: cremated, canned, and then shot out of a cannon.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Burial. I'd like to give my remains back to the planet.

 

[Piecewise]

Am I the only one who's goin with Cryogenically freezing myself?

enjoy having all your cells rupture as the water within them crystallizes.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Viking style cremation. Send me out on the ocean in a boat filled with kerosene then light that sucker up.

 

[Deathsane]

Definitley seems like i should have had a viking option on the poll.
think about 10 people said that already

 

[Jark212]

Cremated, mixed with Pepsi then thrown into a unknown location in the Sea (So that my family will not come to any set location to mourn me).

 

[Julianking93]

Am I the only one who's goin with Cryogenically freezing myself?

enjoy having all your cells rupture as the water within them crystallizes.

Hmm...sounds fun! Can't wait

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

First, taxidermy. However, the joints must still move.
Then, wired up by an animatronics boffin to produce a set of actions (complete with recordings of my voice), triggered by certain sounds. For example, hysterical laughter every time someone says the word "banana".

 

[Pilot Bush]

I would want it fired out of an enormous cannon into the sun
FUCKING METAL

 

[Shadeovblack]

Shot into space at light speed, maybe someday some aliens will resurrect me. Then I'LL be the alien monster hunting people down with my strange abilities!!!

 

[hittite]

After donating every usable organ, my remains will be cremated and the ashes placed on the moon. I'm assuming that space travel will be much cheaper at that point.

 

[Thaius]

Taxidermy. My stuffed corpse will be placed on a chair with an Xbox 360 controller in my hands, then put on display in the future Video Game History and Art Museum.

 

[Dexomega]

Cremation is better for the Earth. Also that way I can request my ashes be placed in places of my choice.

 

[Ayrav]

Fry me up and toss me to the wind. I want to go back into the carbon cycle as fast as possible.

 

[Fuhjem]

Necrophiliacs.

That way if I die a virgin, I won't be for long!

 

[rabidmidget]

Have my body perfectly preserved with the eyes open, then have it placed at the food of a young child's bed, standing upright at night

 

[feather240]

I want to be dipped in gold and launched into space when I die.

I was thinking of doing that with a war declaration hidden on it. Then they have my body to compare with other aliens, and our world shall be gone!

 

[Stryc9]

I want to be thrown into a pile of naked supermodels.

What's the point? Once you're dead you can't enjoy it.

As for me, I'm not really sure yet. Maybe just tossed out in the sticks somewhere for the animals to eat.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I want to be thrown into a pile of naked supermodels.

What's the point? Once you're dead you can't enjoy it

It would still be an awesome.

 

[joshthor]

i honestly want to be creamated. i dont want my family spending thousands of bucks on a supernice casket or a cemetary plot. if my future wife demands it i will be buried (i wouldnt mind being death-whipped) otherwise, cremated and shot out of a cannon (t'would be legendary)