Poll: December 21,2012. What do you think will happen?

[Booze Zombie]

Monkeys with rainbow farts will engulf the world in pain and misery, obviously...

NOTHING.

 

[GoblinOnFire]

I love you mom. /thread

Ironically,I love your mother, too.

On that day, the sun will rise, people will eat, drink, go to work, laugh, cry, poop, have sex, pick their noses, scratch their asses(hopefully not at the same time), the sun will set and at exactly 0:00:01 december 22nd will begin..

 

[Mozared]

I'm positive nothing will happen.

Should we all die, then I'll be man enough to admit I was wrong.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Ten days after my 27th birthday? Hopefully I´m sober again then. I doubt anything interesting will happen.

By the way: Why is this corpse walking?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why is it that whenever people claimed they can see the future, they always end up with something referring to Hiter? Christians predicted it, Mayans predicted it (I think) and even the guy who wrote revelations predicted it.

Anyway, if you're going to believe that listen up:

Christians predicted the end of the world 3 years ago.

Also, I saw a website once with possible causes for the end of the world:
Global Warming
Nuclear Holocaust
Another World War
Aliens
and Zombies

No comment necessary.

Though it will mean I don't have to buy any christmas presents for that year.

Well the guy that wrote Revelations was Nostradamus and he didn't actually give a date to the end of the world. He gave a listing of the popes ending at the pope of the lilys who is typically believed to be Pope Benedict (That's the pope right now btw) and then the unnamed pope, believed to be the rebirth of Peter, the first pope. Also ZOMBIES!!!!!!!

Welcome to the internet.

 

[Lukirre]

This is as stupid as believing Nostradamus.

Write this down people: On...wait it's coming to me.... July, yes that it.... Ju...July the 28th, ummmmm... 4258. Okay so on 28th of July 4258 the world will end. Mark it down people because.....

Damn it, don't stop there!
I need to know the future.

Agreed.
It's all just a bunch of overblown superstition.
And if the world does end, we should all send a card to Jim Carrey, thanking him.

 

[pirateninj4]

The important thing is that regardless, it changes nothing.

 

[pffh]

Well, its coming, in a short four years, the Mayan calendar reached its abrupt end, a calendar well known for accurately predicting eclipses hundreds of years in the future. So I ask you fellows at the Escapist forums, what do you think will happen?

So it predicted eclipses hundreds of years into the future big deal give me a month, unlimited paper and pencils and I'll give you the dates when eclipses happen a few thousands years into the future.

Wait that must means I can predict the future WORSHIP ME. I declare that on the 12. September in 19880 the world will end.

 

[NotAPie]

I'll be pissed if it happens because my little brother was born on December 21 >_>
D:< If the world decides to end on my little bro's birthday I'll kick the worlds ass! *looks at the south* <_<...

 

[Xvito]

I know that the world isn't going to end just because some calender says so.

Also, how exactly would the world end...?

 

[r4ndom]

You can't really call it superstition, since there's an equal chance of the world ending on that day as there is of any other day.

So i've gone for maybe/maybe not.

 

[traceur_]

Ok, anyone dumb enough to believe in a doomsday theory based on a culture that couldn't even predict its own annihilation, please step over to the left side of the room. Anyone who believes in prophecies from a time when the way to cure a headache was to drill a hole in someone's head please step over to the right side of the room. Everyone who has not been ordered to either side, please exit the room in an orderly fashion, and be quick about it because I only set the timer for 5 minutes.

This.

Wrong about Y2k.

Wrong about the LHC.

Will be wrong about 2012.

 

[DM.]

Personally I think that It will all go Black and have green text that reads "Level 2"

 

[Fbuh]

Since when people belive in the mayen religon?

It doesn't have to do with religion so much as science. However, it does make sense that there would be an end to the calendar. They have to stop it off at some point.

I think something will happen, but I don't know what. We are still too early in human development for the apocalypse, per se, but we are a bit overdue for a cataclysmic event. I am actually looking forward to it.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Ok, anyone dumb enough to believe in a doomsday theory based on a culture that couldn't even predict its own annihilation, please step over to the left side of the room. Anyone who believes in prophecies from a time when the way to cure a headache was to drill a hole in someone's head please step over to the right side of the room. Everyone who has not been ordered to either side, please exit the room in an orderly fashion, and be quick about it because I only set the timer for 5 minutes.

This is truth. I guess I stopped believing in the 2012 myth right about the time I realized that just because people want something, doesn't make it real. Why do you people just love to proclaim the apocalyse is nigh all the time anyway? Do your lives suck THAT much?

 

[Weaver]

Well, its coming, in a short four years, the Mayan calendar reached its abrupt end, a calendar well known for accurately predicting eclipses hundreds of years in the future. So I ask you fellows at the Escapist forums, what do you think will happen?

It predicts eclipses = the world will end.
Yup, that makes sense.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Unless, and that's a big unless, there is a meteor headed STRAIGHT for Earth on a course that we miraculously can't stop that the government didn't tell us about or all of existence randomly ceases to exist on that day, absolutely nothing is going to happen. There is no proof to suggest otherwise.