Poll: Demanding a Final Fantasy 7 Remake!!!

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Vincent V

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The only way a remake would remain good is if it was for the DS to be honest. A complete PS3 re-imagining would be a bit shit because it would suffer the FFXII Battle system, which would run it even further into the ground. However on the DS it could retain the original graphical style, or have a makeover ala FFIV. And it could also have voice acting in the cut scenes, ala FFIV. It would work.
 

Audemas

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No way. Remakes usually suck except for Resident Evil for the Gamecube. I'm glad they remade that.
 
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Pleeeease god no.

Ive had enough of FFVII. They've milked it enough. Let it go already.

The original wasnt even that good. Imagine what a remake would be like...

Ugh...
 

the captain

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I just got onto the FF bandwagon when FF10 came out and it is now one of my favorite game series. I would love to go back and play some of the older games, but I've become spoiled by next generation graphics. I bought FF9 a couple years ago but the graphics were so ugly (except for the cuts) that I gave up on it after about 2 hours.

I'm always hearing about how great FF7 and FF9 were, but I won't play them with out getting a next generation upgrade in graphics and voice acting.
 

JokerGrin

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Richard Groovy Pants said:
Amnestic post=9.73999.817867 said:
Also Aeris is a dirty skank. Hur hur hur. Take that one, fans of the game I never played.
*points to all the FF7 porn that infests the internet*

I concur.
There's more porn of Tifa than Aeris though...

Not that i know anything about it!

......what?
Well, it's obvious why. Tifa is an absolute fox. Er, says my questionable friend....Dave?
 

Space Spoons

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If they remade the game (remade, as in, updated graphics/content, etc, not just a damn port), I'd buy it.

They have GOT to get rid of some of those retarded minigames, though. Fans of the game tend to forget these, but I have NEVER forgotten them. They're the factors that keep VII off my "best games ever" list. For example,

- Doing "squats" to get a wig.

- When you're breaking into Shinra Headquarters by climbing up through the wreckage of the Sector 5 plate. There's a point with a swinging pole, which you must jump onto. If you don't time it PRECISELY, you're sent right back to the bottom and forced to climb up again.

- The jumping dolphin in Junon. Similar to the previous one, in that you have to time it/position it EXACTLY, or you're back to square one.

- That weird CPR minigame.

- Tifa vs Scarlet slapfest.

- Surviving in sub-zero temperatures by repeatedly tapping square at regular intervals.

- That retarded submarine/motorcycle battle. (The motorcycle one's actually kind of fun when you play it as an arcade game at the Golden Saucer. The first time you do it, though, your party's HP is dependent on how well you do. Bullshit.)

- Stopping the train on Mt. Corel.


The sheer volume of retarded minigames they make you play is astounding.
 

Ace of Spades

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TheNecroswanson said:
Beating a dead horse will not make it get up again. Repainting a dead horse won't make it get up again either.
True, but if you beat a dead horse vigorously enough, it's constant twitching and juddering will give at least some semblance of activity.
 

Adfest

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My first instinct was "I REQUIRE", but now that I think about it, Squeenix would probably just fuck it up. They'd more than likely dress Cloud up like a goddamn idiot and give him a girly voice. I... I don't think I could handle something like that.
 

Zephirius

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Amnestic said:
I want them to remake FF9 just to spit in the face of every guy who says FF7 needs a remake. It'd give me no greater pleasure than saying the fanboy rage at such a thing.

Course then I'd have to deal with them saying "OMG YOU REMADE FF9 WHY NOT REMAKE FF7 TOO!?!??!?!" so it might be the best of plans after all. On the plus side I'd get to play FF9 again.

p.s. No.
Yes.

OT: I do not care for FF7. FF9 or FF4(FF2US), on the other hand..
 

Oisnafas

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As it stands, no, I would not prefer for it to be remade. The game is fine the way it is, minus a few typos here and there. Updated graphics and voice acting aren't needed.
 

EeveeElectro

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The game has already had a prequel, sequel, a sequel to the sequel, an anime movie, a mobile phone game and probably some more.
Give it a rest.
 

Eiseman

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I really liked how Materia worked in Crisis Core, and would love to see it implemented in a remake of FFVII. Only instead of leveling them up with that crazy random DMW, you'd do it with old fashioned AP. That alone would be enough for me.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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Having suffered nothing but dissapointment in any remake of anything I've ever loved, I'd say let it go. I'm sure it was magical and all that jazz but getting a new version with shiny graphics isn't going to revive anything but hatred when your expectations (and idealized memories) are not lived up to.
 

Imat

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I'd love to see it, except that they'd ruin it. Guaranteed. Unless they release exactly the same game with the exact same graphics and style as is, something will go wrong and it'll be totally different and weird. So again, I'd love to see it happen, but it won't.