Poll: Describe what you do in an average day in your life in 10-20 steps

[babinro]

My life is super routine so this will be easy.

1) Wake up (typically between 7:30-8am)
2) Washroom stuff
3) Put water in freezer to cool
4) Load about 20 windows on my computer of various websites and webseries
5) Watch a couple of things while playing a game (Marvel Puzzle Quest, Hearthstone, Diablo 3, Civ 5 that sort of thing)
6) After about 90 minutes I'll make a dinner sized breakfast (sphegetti for example) and drink the ice water.
7) Put more water in freezer to cool
8) Eat while watching more webshows (things like TGWTG, AVGN, Escapist, Normal Boots, etc)
9) Clean up and use the treadmill while watching webshows
10) Play games while watching webshows for a few hours (typically around 1 or 2pm now)
11) Get new bottle of ice water and put more in the freezer to cool
12) Run any important errands or do any necessary tasks for the day (IE: laundry one day, groceries another, house cleaning another, vacuuming another, essential errands/appts)
13) Play video games while watching webshows till 4pm
14) Make dinner, replace water with more ice water
15) Eat dinner, prep computer for work (I work at home), clean up
16) Games and webshows till work starts. Get fresh ice water for work, prep more ice water for after work.
17) Finish work at about 8pm.
18) Get last bit of ice water for the evening.
19) Serious gaming time. This is typically when I'll play a game that demands my full attention and can't be enjoyed with webshows/netflix/audiobooks. Right now I'm replaying Dragon Age 2 for example.
20) 11:30pm - bedtime

Given that I work 7 days a week my routine is all but set in stone. Twice a week it deviates to accomodate Magic Card night and D&D but the daytime stuff remains the same. Life is routine and has been for many years now. Loving it

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

1. Talk to corporate (like a boss)
2. Approve memos (like a boss)
3. Lead a workshop (like a boss)
4. Remember birthdays (like a boss)
5. Direct work-flow (like a boss)
6. My own bathroom (like a boss)
7. Micro-manage (like a boss)
8. Promote synergy (like a boss)
9. Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
10. Get rejected (like a boss)

I hate you because I didn't think of it first.

Dammit.

11. Ninja Leon Declis (like a boss)

 

[Mezahmay]

You're missing a return statement. =P

EDIT: Also:

go to bed

Ewww, goto statements [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goto]. =P

Done and done. I knew it wasn't quite right since I haven't needed to remember C++ since senior year of high school, but couldn't put my finger on it.

 

[Loop Stricken]

1) Wake up
2) Grab a brush
3) Put a little make-up
4) Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
5) Leave the keys upon the table
6) Create another fable

 

[TakerFoxx]

Man, forget those numbered lists. I'll do this my way!

Wake up in the morning feeling really nauseous. [footnote]No, I don't drink, nor am I pregnant. Probably due to dehydration and/or low blood sugar. Currently making adjustment[/footnote]
Hope it passes soon so I can function.
From there I sit and stare at my compy for several hours.
Then I distribute pizzas and contemptuous glowers. [footnote]I really don't glower at customers. But "sunny smiles" didn't rhyme. And this was funnier.[/footnote]

I'm talking reading through tumblr lists
Lurking on the Escapist
I'm the laziest
Then I'm driving in my car, car
Hoping the customer's not far, far
Wait, is that a bikini bar? [footnote]Actually happened to me once. Quite the memorable delivery[/footnote]

Then I'll pop
Off the top
Of a caffeinated drink tonight
Then I'll write
Until I see the sunlight [footnote]Well, really more of the 2AM area, still several hours before the sun rises. But again, I needed a rhyme.[/footnote]
Fanfics
Until I click
With something original

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.

 

[DementedSheep]

1. Get up (typically at 7)
2. Get dressed
3. waste 10 minutes looking for socks or one of my shoes
4. Untangle my hair and usually lose so much it's a wonder I'm not bald
5. turn on computer and check my timetable and emails.
6. Grumble at the lack of milk in the fridge and then have bread.
7. 30-40 mins walk to tech
8. go to whichever classes I have and be mildly embarrassed at the fact that a yawn a lot and can't really stop it.
9. walk home
10 Eat and check various sites. Usually deviant art, cracked, the escapist and the web comics I follow
11 game
12 eat dinner while watching QI if it's on
13 attempt to do work but more likely end up procrastinating
14 game
15 go to bed and read/ draw
16 sleep

 

[Candidus]

After waking up, I...

- Wake the computer,
- Grab a cup of tea,
- Open a tab each for all last night's anime, Escapist, Sankaku, Manga, Email, Twitch,
- Have a mooch around without committing to anything, read interesting news,
- Go get breakfast and a second cup of tea,
- Watch a streamer if someone I follow is on,
- Read all the manga if applicable,
- Get started on the anime if applicable; if not, replace all anime hence with vidyagames
- Go out in the garden, check vegetable patch, exercise on the pull-up bar,
- Continue with the anime,
- Lunch and cup of tea,
- Wrap up the anime,
- Run the rosetta Japanese course for an hour,
- If anime all day, now vidyagames,
- If vidyagames all day, now more vidyagames,
- Dinner and cup of tea,
- Vidyagames,
- Go to bed

ADED for a decade.
Edit: Except the Japanese course; that only started a month or two ago.

 

[TallanKhan]

Lets take a punt at this then:

1. Wake Up
2. Sometime later get up
3. Shower and dress
4. Breakfast (sometimes)
5. Go to work
6. Busywork
7. Lunch
8. Busywork
9. Unpaid overtime busywork
10. Travel Home
11. Snack
12. Paperwork/Bills etc.
13. TV/Gaming/Reading
14. Dinner [del]in the form of takeaway food[/del] which I cook myself from fresh wholesome ingredients, honest
15. TV/Gaming/Reading
16. Sleep

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Work Days:
1. Wake up at 2PM
2. Eat
3. Bathroom stuff
4. Surf Web
5. Go to work at 10PM
6. Eat.
7. Watch Movie
8. Leave work at 5 - 6 AM
9. Surf Web
10. Go to Sleep around 9AM

Days Off:
1. Wake up at 3PM
2. Eat
3. Bathroom stuff
4. Surf Web
5. Video Garmes
6. Eat
7. Watch movies/tv with friend
8. Sex with friend
9. Eat
10. Video games with friend
11. Go to Sleep around 9AM

I live a hectic and exciting life, I know.

 

[Vault101]

1.wake up at 6:00
2.get up at 6:30
3. [strike/]crush up a no-doze and snort it[/S] have some tea/juice
4. straighten hair
5. surf net on phone
6. realise you should have been straightening hair
7. rush
8. bus to work
9. read slate/io9/whatever, have existential crisis over automation of labur, global warming, futility of life, life's direction, the death of your parents, be depressed for the rest of the morning
10. lunhtime....eather go shopping or write terrible fiction in a leather-bound journal with cursive
11. drink energy drink
12. search for any brain stimulating thing to ease boredom
13. go home, wonder how much shit your breathing in at the busport
14. surf net, clean...wonder why nothing is ever clean or read
15. talk to the autistic guy who comes around now and again and nod politely while he goes off on the same tanget for the millionth time but know that at least you've done something nice
16. read go to bed

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: The Abridged 10-Step Edition

1. Wake up on the floor (I was sleeping there, anyway...)
2. Eat some breakfast
3. Get ready to do some work/school
4. "Enjoy" work/school
5. Get back home
6. Watch recorded shows/movies
7. PIZZA TIME! (Or Dinner, if pizza's not on the menu...)
8. Shower
9. Masturbate (Aka "Insomnia's Variety Hour"...)
10. Sleep on the floor

Or...

Spoiler: The Extended 20-Step Edition

1. Wake up on the floor (I was sleeping there, anyway...)
2. Take care of "morning wood" (even if it's not present...)
3. Eat some breakfast
4. Watch some TV
5. Get ready to do some work/school (Mainly a weekday thing...)
6. "Enjoy" work/school (Mainly a weekday thing...)
7. "Quick" lunch (May include Raman, some Hot Pockets, and/or a hand-made sandwich...)
8. Get back home, if not there already
9. Masturbate
10. Watch more TV
11. Play some video games
12. Wonder what else to do today before the day is done (Aka using my laptop...)
13. PIZZA TIME! (Or Dinner, if pizza's not on the menu...)
14. Watch recorded shows/movies
15. Play more [ video ] games!
16. Shower (if necessary...)
17. Anime Night! (Mainly a weekend thing...)
18. Do anything [else] laptop-related (while doing steps 2-5, [maybe] 7, and 10-15 respectively, if needed...)
19. Masturbate one more time (Aka "The Big Finish"...)
20. Sleep/Pass out on the floor

There tends to be some overlapping between both editions, anyway...