Nah nah nah...
If you're forcing me to consider human beings, then I give you the notion of one Trent Massarino, head of MassaCorp Industries. (Mind you, Trent is mine, so try not to rip my off in totality here.)
Trent is a smooth businessman-looking fellow. He dressed in an expensive black Italian suit and a pair of matching shoes which may have cost him a small fortune. He carries a cane (which he doesn't actually need to walk, mind you) with a crimson skull-top. He smiles, nearly always, like he's just heard the best joke in the world and you missed it. Most importantly, if Trent were played by a Hollywood actor, the best likeness for him would be Al Pacino. His voice would sing with devilish charm and evil intent, confident and cunning and humorous. Trust a man who's actually played The Devil to be a good role-maker for Trent.