Poll: DIE ZOMBIE!!!!

[arcticphoenix95]

me, portal gun.... so many possibilities.......

 

[Sir Kemper]

Bullet to the head.

Simple, Swift, Satisfying.

 

[micky]

portal gun i could think of some hilarious ways to kill it, like with a piano

 

[Koeryn]

A zombie thread without a shotgun option? For shame.

 

[Generator]

If there's just one, whom I particularly hated in life, I believe a baseball bat to the skull would be the most satisfying option.

 

[Mr.Valdor]

chop him up into bits

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Katana across the skull. then i fry up the brains as tribute to euronymous from Mayhem.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

GORDON FREEMAN FTW!
But seriously, I could go to town on that zombie like no other.
I can think of ways that would make you shudder.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

A zombie thread without a shotgun option? For shame.

needed for" gordon freeman "

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Am I the only one why saw the thread title and thought "You don't belong in this world!" for some odd reason?

 

[arcticphoenix95]

GORDON FREEMAN FTW!
But seriously, I could go to town on that zombie like no other.
I can think of ways that would make you shudder.

the thread is yours

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A zombie thread without a shotgun option? For shame.

I know, I am very disappointed in the lack of boomsticks.

 

[Luke5515]

I would beat him to death with Gordon Freeman.
Not a crowbar, but Gordon Freeman.

 

[oppp7]

Flamethrowers because I've always wanted the power of mental illness in my hands.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

GORDON FREEMAN FTW!
But seriously, I could go to town on that zombie like no other.
I can think of ways that would make you shudder.

the thread is yours

Well, you can start of with the classic crowbar to the forhead
force the zombie through an industrial french fry grid, to get zombie sticks
kick it into a crappy car and put the car in a compactor
invert a battery powered blender over its head
tape C4 to some meat and, well...
Explode its legs with a landmine then curb stomp the head
Neutralize it with zombie police dogs!!!!
Put it through a wood chipper
Put it between two comically oversized rolling pins
use metalstorm (google it) on it
pin it to the wall with railway spikes, then taunt and torture it
give it a 10 second respawn (x100) and sic Frank West on it
bust off an arm/leg, take one of the broken off bones, and stab it through the brain with the pointy end.
Incur the wrath of a fully armed and operational Death Star 2
Chainsaws
Wait, BEARS with chainsaws
sic Isaac Clarke on it
RPC (rocket propelled chainsaw)
aaaaaaaaand that's about it.

 

[Zyphonee]

I would beat him to death with Gordon Freeman.
Not a crowbar, but Gordon Freeman.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Crossbow. Silent, accurate, and powerful.

 

[arcticphoenix95]

I would beat him to death with Gordon Freeman.
Not a crowbar, but Gordon Freeman.

prepare zombies, feel the wrath of gordon...... wait how did i get..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA